Creosote haired Ana Matronic is to take a break from co-fronting the Scissor Sisters with Jake Shears until the end of the year.
This will hopefully give us all ample to time to figure out exactly what it is she does, besides from being inaudible over Shears’ spastic wailing of course.
Matronic is planning to spend more time with her husband Seth (as in Amos and Land Rover Defenders), to promote his, no doubt, lamentable band.
Ironically she fancies a change of direction, “(His band is) mainly electronic based†commented Matronic-Mnemonic “it’s quite different from the Scissor Sistersâ€.
Evidently her eardrums have burst someone along the Sisters’ baffling route to Heat based stardom. Pity ours don’t every time Laura excretes itself out the car stereo.
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I personally would like to see the REAL sista’s without this Ana Matronic. ew… is that a stage name or what? She moves around the stage like madonna’s ill fated ghost, seems to not be able to sing… oh thats right, she did use to be an expert lipsinker artist…. pretends to be a lesbian…. claimed the name was derived from lesbians as if there ain’t no queen hair dressors pleaze!!!!and just comes across like some tired faghag to me. not that faghags are bad… where would we be without them… but Scissor Sisters need to be more MALE GAY… as in not kissing up to straights trying to be accepted by them to make a buck with a token whatever she is…. ripping off those drag queens act! indeed!… go get Rupaul child, now there’s a real Sista’ in need of money! come to think of it… she does look like ricki lake doing a bad rocky horror schtick on stage… i suppose we should be honored!
as for the dvd… the return to oz ditty seems a wee contrived to suck up that gay dollar too!!!! maybe I’m just some bitch in a bubble… but I say let the queens be queens!!!! and lose the faux fox animatronic… and her “there ain’t no god” quip was just downright rude! sweety, you can be a sex fiend and believe in a god,goddess too!!!! and like Oprah… through the dvd she’s fat, she’s thin, she’s fat…. ah fuck it…think i should shutup already!! just buy the cd! ok… jake can tease my hair too! prick teaser (those damn strippers!) guess we’ll just drool!
you fuckers dont know anything.
Ana is twice the person you will ever be. And anyone that makes fat jokes is perverted.
Fuck you losers.
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