Live 8 generated more than the lion’s share of news headlines
this weekend. It was staged to celebrate world poverty and…no, that’s
not right at all. We know it wasn’t about the Tsunami because they’ve
already got too much cash. Anyway, there was music and Paris Hilton likes music so she went along for a look-see.
Paris Hilton is in line to inherit one or two reasonably famous hotels one day. According to the Scissor Sisters, that’s why Paris had no business being at Live 8.
Hanging around backstage with her fiancé of the same name, Paris was spotted by Scissor Sister Ana Matronic. And herein it gets ugly.
"That woman is representative of everything that’s wrong in the world.†raged Matronic, evidently not keen on luxury an en-suite accommodation. “She has no business being here, all she wants is to get her name in the papers – her and her minging fiancé.â€
The Scissor Sisters (CDs), the whole lot of them, are complete cretins. Their ridiculous songs and Studio 54 fashion sense not only make them an easy target, but a worthy one too.
Matronic was probably right on the money with her comments about Paris Hilton, but the entire group are so tiresomely Mardi Gras nobody should be giving a rat’s arse what they think.
Moreover, why exactly would any band choose to sing a new song at Live 8 and not just hammer out a sing-a-long crowd pleaser?
Because they were desperate for publicity, hoping to get in the papers, and indicative of everything that’s wrong in the world we suppose.
Paris Hilton, a girl as imminently likeable as tea-dipped Hob Nobs, plans to learn all she can about Live 8 and prove that nasty Scissor Sister wrong.
There, and she didn’t even resort to name calling.
Ana Matronic, what a heffer.
[story by Chris Laverty]
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…yes this place sucks balls right now…
COMPLETELY WRONG. PARIS=IDIOT
CHRIS LAVERTY=IDIOT
ANA=GOD/AMAZING
COMPLETELY WRONG. PARIS=IDIOT CHRIS LAVERTY=IDIOT
ANA=GOD/AMAZING
Totally agree with ‘simon’. Anyone who sides with Paris Hilton needs a swift kick up the arse.
This is bull!
Ana is like.. the most amazing person ever and was totally right about Paris only wanting the publicity. Paris Hilton is a total idiot.
And so. Are. You.
Hey, stupid girls need love too *g*
What?! Ana rules! The new song was great! Maybe they played the new song because they love to perform and were eager to share something new? Paris Hilton is a chicken-fried whore.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ANA MATRONIC THE TRUE QUEEN OF ROCK AND ROLL A HEFFER.ANA IS MY ROLE MODEL!!!
SHES RIGHT ON THE BALL!
PARIS IS TO VAIN AND DUMB TO KNOW WHAT LIVE 8 IS ABOUT!!!
PARIS WAS THERE FOR PUBLICITY NOT THE CAUSE.
AND SCISSOR SISTERS ARE THE BEST BAND AROUND. THEY HAVE STYLE AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOW WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!! THEY AREN’T FAKE LIKE PARIS HILTON IS!!!
Why don’t you leave poor Paris alone? She has said that she wants to learn more about Live 8 and African poverty. So surely you should be pleased and encouraging that becauuse she wants to help rather than being mean to her and basically throwing whatever she says back in her face. Surely every little thing that people can do to help should be appreciated? Including what Paris Hilton wishes to do! So stop being ungreatful idiots and start being thank-full that she cares.
All idiots.
Who the fuck are the sicssor sisters? Fuck them.
Who gives a shit about Paris Hilton? Fuck her.
Live 8 was a concert to relieve African debt, right? I’d put a dime on the US having more debt (47 trillion dollars, jesus) then the entire pathetic continent. Fuck live 8, and fuck the USA.
Africa wants my sympathy? Maybe if your societies were more complex 500 years ago you’re continent wouldnt be the shithole it is today. Fuck you, Africa.
Chris Laverty, Tori = sane, objective, mature people.
The rest of you = frightening losers who need a hobby.
Duh, like you know Ana Matronic OR Paris Hilton. But I’m sure Ana will appreciate the support.
The scissor sisters…talented, hard working, earning their own.
Paris Hilton….???…flithy rich, never worked a day in her life, never had a day without food.
nuff said
WE AREN’T FRIGHTENING LOSERS THAT NEED A HOBBY!!!
MOST OF US HAVE A HOBBIE! BITCHING ABOUT AIRHEAD PARIS HILTON.
HOW COME KNOWONE EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT HER LAZY EYE?
SHE DOES HAVE ONE!
ANYWAY LISA =SANE, MATURE, SMART LOGICAL THINKING KIND OF GIRL!!!
JUST REMEMBER EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO WHAT THEY WANT?
BUT I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
JUST JOKING!!!
ANA MATRONIC= BEAUTIFUL, SASSY, MATURE, SMART, WOMAN.
PARIS HILTON= WELL MUM ALWAYS SAYS IF YOU DON’T HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!(PARIS PROBERLY WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS ANYWAY!!!)
ANA MATRONIC RULES!!!
Hehe, I love the way you all think you’re Ana Matronic’s best friend or summat.
If Ana Matronic is SOOO cool (and talented, even though at a recent Scissor Sisters gig…yes, Scissor Sisters, I don’t actually mind them you know…she didn’t actually appear to sing a note.) then she would run a mile from loonies like you.
hey BURLINGTON!
MAYBE YOUR JEALOUS NO ONE PAYS YOU ANY ATTENTION!!!
LIKE WE CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Er, Miss Initials, I know you’d love to think no-one pays me any attention, but if you actually read Lisa’s post her first line in fact refers to something I wrote in MY post.
Just thought I’d put you right there.
so!!! i still don’t care!!!
this is like so fun!!!
i think ana needs our support!!!
paris just craves attention
like a little puppy dog!!!
i do wish i had her money!!!
but she is shallow and deep down everyone kmows this!!! i think she knows it anyway!!! money can’t always buy you good taste morals and sense!!!
whilst i don’t know Ana or Paris they are in the spotlight.
we should give ANA our support!!!
ana is alright!!!
go burlington!! rip it up!!
can you forgive me!!!
so!!! i still don’t care!!!
this is like so fun!!!
i think ana needs our support!!!
paris just craves attention
like a little puppy dog!!!
i do wish i had her money!!!
but she is shallow and deep down everyone kmows this!!! i think she knows it anyway!!! money can’t always buy you good taste morals and sense!!!
whilst i don’t know Ana or Paris they are in the spotlight.
we should give ANA our support!!!
ana is alright!!!
go burlington!! rip it up!!
can you forgive me!!!
Close the catflap on the way out, Missy.
WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!!
And the award for the most exclamation marks in one post goes to…(drum roll)…Miss Initials. Well done!(!!!!!!)
Mr Fanclub, our Missy is not at all feline. In fact I think she’s rather sweet.
well does anyone have any new news about ANA AND PARIS or either!!!
we need a new topic as entertaining as this one!!!
c’mon someone spill some goss any gosip please!!!
tll then!!! laters!!!
-laughs at comment ‘chicken-fried whore’.-
Scissor Sisters are totally different from all that other mainstream crap out there. They aren’t fakes or frauds; they’re original.
Ana Matronic, a very beautiful woman in many ways is not afraid to speak her mind.
She definately had courage to rightfully expose that ‘chicken-fried whore’ for who she is.
I think rather than condemning her for what she said, you should respect her for her courage to give a piece of her mind on such matters.
… annnnnnd this is kind of late, but anyways. I came back and saw all these new comments and wanted to say something new.
‘chicken-fried whore’ doesn’t make any sense.
SOMEONES ON THE BALL!!!
I TOTALLY AGGREE WITH “JESUS” AND LISA SAID!!!
YOU HAVE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
THATS WHAT I THINK AND SAID BUT YOUR’S CAME OUT BETTER!!!
I GLAD TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE SUPPORT THE SCISSOR SISTERS IN FACT KNOW WHO THEY ACTUALLY ARE!!!
ROCK ON!!!YEH!!!!
MISS L.M.R
The Initialled One, I really would have thought you’d be more into S Club; you’re cheesier than a 3 Cheese Feast.
But you are absolutely right, Jesus puts across his argument a lot better than you. Unfortunately, his taste in jokes isn’t quite as spot on – you see, ‘he who wishes to remain nameless’ is quite right. You cannot have something ‘chicken fried’ (I asked at Maccy D’s). You can have ‘Southern Fried CHICKEN, or indeed ‘Kentucky’, but not ‘chicken-fried’.
The joke, along with Jesus, fell flat on its face.
hey, since when did this blow up in my face i’m only 17 years old.
if that comments about me i hate in fact i really hate s club.
i don’t know where you all come from but i come from australia!!!
i don’t really think “chicken friend whore” makes any sense but i get the picture. as i heard alot of people describe her that way. which is quite funny!!!
anyway just explaining that i’m not that good explaining things.
p.s anyone got any goss about ANA OR PARIS!!!!
see ya’s later!!!
Sweetie, nothing blew up in your face. I wasn’t referring to you.
You? Not good at explaining things? I don’t believe it.
ok, but i can’t help but think that your being sarcastic!!!
but thats cool!!!
so… whats new!!!
haven’t been on the internet for a while!!!
not much happening check back later!!! missy L.M.R says see you all later!!!
Ok, maybe you’re smarter than I give you credit for; I was being sarcastic, but I’m not now.
You’re lovely.
Ana Matronic a heffer? I agree with her, what has Paris Hilton ever done to make this world a better place? Here mere presence makes the population of the world worse off. Makes me wonder just how much of Chris Laverty’s writing is bias crap. I wont be wasting my time or bandwidth on this site again. I especially like the way that after condemming Ana’s ‘name calling’ of Paris. He uses this himself by calling Ana a ‘Heffer’. This world is a better place for having Ana in it, it’s a shame Chris is missing out on the love and happiness she, and the other Scissor Sisters bring to so many people.
God, yeah – I personally don’t think this world could survive without Ana Matronic and all the good she brings to it. Mandela, Mother Theresa, Ghandi…they just don’t seem to add up to the breadth of love and support that Matronic and her disciples, a.k.a Scissor Sisters deliver to thousands of people every day.
What the hell is wrong with being biased anyway?? Aren’t we all! You’re biased in your hatred of Ms. Hilton, aren’t you not?
just thought that i would add something…
i am going back on all that i said but maybe we should feel sorry for paris hilton…
yes she has fame, fortune and all but all that money can’t buy style, self respect, and a relationship that last longer then her last trip to the hair salon….
for shame on us all, what were we thinking…
when the word rich these days does not mean millions of dollars, a yacht, a personal stylist, five homes around the world…
but means simple things like; have someone love you for you (not the fact that being with paris hilton for five seconds and (‘look i am famous)for life and er rich…
but the things that she will never experience because money can’t buy these things i am talking about…
because next time you see a celebrity with all this attention and “bling bling” or how much they got for a movie!
look at you kids they really love you, look at your wife or your husband… and think i am filthy dirty rotten stinkin rich…
and aren’t i special…
so smile and have a nice day =)