Sorry girls – mascara-smeared, prosthetic-breasted, crucifix-loving, swearing, screaming, 1980s goth rip-off singer Marilyn Manson is off the market.
Manson got married to his long-term girlfriend Dita Von Teese at the weekend – and the ceremony, which took place in Ireland, was full of the usual ‘woo, aren’t I scary and subversive and clever’ Marilyn Manson touches. Like having a Best Man and a Worst Man. Oh man, that guy is just crazy.
On the one hand, we could tell you that scary, scourge of the free world,
shock-rocking monster Marilyn Manson (CDs) married subversive burlesque
fetish dancer Dita Von Teese this weekend in a spooky castle with terrifying
children dressed up in Edwardian costumes dishing out absinthe frappes.
Or, on the other hand, we could say that Brian Warner got married to
Heather Sweet in a posh do in Ireland the other day. Either one’s fine.
Here are the details of the
ceremony that make our eyes glaze over, courtesy of People Magazine:
The rocker wore a John Galliano black silk taffeta tuxedo with velvet
trim and a Stephen Jones hat, while Von Teese donned a royal purple
silk taffeta Vivienne Westwood gown complete with train and petticoats
worn over a Mr. Pearl couture corset. Her outfit was accessorised with
a tri-corn hat by Stephen Jones and shoes by Christian Louboutin.Art film director Alejandro Jodorowsky, a longtime friend of
the groom, married the couple in the non-denominational ceremony.
German singer and bandleader Max Raabe provided the music. The guests
included Lisa Marie Presley and C.S.I.‘s Eric Szmanda.
People Magazine also quotes a wedding guest as saying:
"Everyone expected Manson and Dita to have some sort of crazy vampire
wedding, but anyone who knows the couple knew it would be the classy,
stylish affair that it was. They are
totally in love."
While, in a recent interview with MTV, Marilyn Manson described the wedding as:
"A drama within a
drama. Rather than just have a best man, I have a worst man
too — I had two friends, and I had hard time deciding… [we’re hiring] the great grandchildren of [Adolf
Hitler’s architect] Albert Speers to light the castle… children in makeup, dressed in these wonderful 19th century
outfits, serving absinthe frappe."
Let’s hope that Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese have a long, happy honeymoon. After all, the longer it lasts, the longer he won’t be able to release another album of rubbish Gary Numan karaoke songs.
Read more:
Marilyn Manson Marries Girlfriend In Ireland – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]
GRC says
tosser
4ton says
Good for them. its always a beautiful day when two people who love each other get married….
regardless if they are goth, gay, or fanatical right wingers.
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bloviator says
marilyn manson is a media whore. what a freak show. “step right up ladies and gentlemen” “see the gay cross-dressing queer burgle the lesbo”.
Roy B. Rohrbacher says
who cares?
madeofsquares says
..not that i care that much, but i’d much rather a fairly well educated loony like mr manson spawn offspring than a mumbling ego-warrior like 50 pence.
good luck to them, i suppose..
Lust4TrentReznor says
Who the hell cares what Manson does? He is such a media whore. Oh my God I can’t wait for that perfume to come out- I’ll be first in line to purchase it…NOT.
Ewwwww… let’s imagine Manson pro-creating.
Jacob says
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LOSERS, MANSON IS ONE OF THE GREATIST EXAMPLES OF FREE SPEECH IN THE WORLD HE IS A VERY WELL OPINIATED AND INTELLIGENT, IF HE WAS SUCH A MEDIA WHORE WHY DO WE NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT HIM IN THE MEDIA UNLIKE OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE, HE IS A VERY STYLISH AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND ON THE 2 TIMES I HAVE MET HIM HE WAS AN AMAZING PERSON TO SEE IN REAL LIFE AND BE NEAR. SO IN OTHER WORDS FUCK YOU ALL WHY YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME LISTNING TO BRITTNEY SPEARS AND 50 CENT I AM BEING LIBERATED AND ABUSED FOR THE BETTER BY MARILYN FUCKING MANSON THE TRUEST THING TO GOD IN THE WORLD. THE ONLY REASON YPU FREAKS ABUSE MANSON THE WAY YOU DO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING MAINSTREAM ITS NOT FUNNY YOU IMMEDIATLY THINK SOMETHING YOU DONT AGREE WITH OR FIND TASTEFULL IS WRONG AND DISGUSTING WELL GET OVER YOURSELFS PEOPLE WILL REMBER MANSON AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR, SO SHOVE IT UP YOPUR ASS
Callum says
Im with Jacob and why the fuck are you reading this if you dont care?
til we die says
r u kidding Ditas not only a media whore…(giggles)…you get the picture.poor manson is gonna have to kick this one to the curb too when he relizes(or sobers up) tjis ones using his fame too for a milk ticket to all the great parties with all the fame cameras!but no matter who he gets used by i still love you marilyn -youre my hero!
Chri$ says
Lmao, jeeze, at least this article wasnt biased against Manson.
Leave the man alone.
“Oh man, that guy is just crazy.”
How about, person exploits a person for being different.
You talk about him not being original, change the way you look at things and maybe people will take you seriously.
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