Scarlett Johansson Doesn’t Have Hepatitis Like You Thought
Then buzz it up
April 29th, 2008 at 17:57 by Stuart Heritage
Chances are that the sole reason you haven’t had sex with Scarlett Johansson yet is because she looks like she’s got hepatitis.
Well fear not. Scarlett Johansson doesn’t have hepatitis. At all. And, for some reason we haven’t worked out yet, she really, really wants you to know that. In what might go down in history as the weirdest sudden statement made by a celebrity ever, Scarlett Johansson recently decided to blurt out:
“People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”
And you know what? Good for Scarlett Johansson. She’s making a stand for all women who don’t feel like they have to be enslaved by the patriarchal ideal of an obedient woman, and she’s absolutely free to discuss her sex life however she sees fit. Bravo, Scarlett.
Although we can’t help noticing that Scarlett Johannson completely failed to mention whether or not she’s out there catching syphilis, herpes, gonorrhoea, chlamydia or genital warts. The dirty cow.
Scarlett went into all kinds of other weirdness in her interview, but you can click the link below to read more of it on Dietpixie.
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Scarlett Johansson insists: ‘I don’t have sexually transmitted diseases’ - Dietpixie
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May 7th, 2008 at 7:48 am
A deceptively stupid statement from Johansson.
1. Hepatitis C isn’t sexually transmitted.
2. Hepatitis B is, but most people get vaccinated against this during childhood.