Upon hearing news that she is due to replace Halloween, Sharon Osborne has decided not have any more cosmetic surgery.

Scary devil mum Sharon Osborne has had more surgery than hot dinners (definitely true if those alleged anorexia rumours are to be believed), but she has finally decided that enough is enough. Her old lady boobs can only get so big and that face of hers can only get so shiny, at some point common sense must prevail; at some point she needs to realise she has become the elusive Blair Witch. And that time is now.