Usually, when PETA is fighting with a celebrity it’s over something like wearing a fuck ton of fur or Justin Bieber leaving his monkey in Germany or some shit like that. However, when it comes to Satan’s third on the list booty call, Sarah Palin (we all know Kris Jenner and Ann Coulter get calls before her), she had to go and?do something?original to piss PETA off.
Earlier this month, Palin posted a picture on her Facebook of her 6-year-old son, Trig (because that’s a?fucking name), standing on their family dog to reach the sink. Like legitimately using the dog as a stepping stool. Needless to say people were pissed. And even more needless to say, Sarah Palin handled the situation exactly how you’d imagine Sarah Palin would.
So, this is the picture that started all the hoopla. My reaction came in two parts: First, I thought “If that was my kid I wouldn’t stand there taking pictures, I’d yell at it to not stand on the damn dog because it could seriously hurt it.” Then, I thought “Wait a second, this is the Palin household. That’s probably the neighbor’s dog which they went out, shot, taxidermied, and now use as a mat by their sink because those people are INSANE! They probably put robotics in the neck so the head moves when you stand on it so you feel like?you’re actually causing an animal pain! Mystery solved!”
PETA called Palin out on letting her kid stand on her animal and how it was a shitty thing to do, and of course Sarah Palin gave THE MOST Sarah Palin response ever:
Dear PETA, Chill. At least Trig didn't eat the dog.
To be honest I laughed for like five minutes when I read her response, because sometimes Sarah Palin responds to things so perfectly and stupidly you almost have to applaud her.
I don’t exactly know a fuck ton about PETA, but I’ve always been under the impression that cruelty towards animals was always more important to them than the fact that a lot of people eat animals, so I’m not sure how valid Palin’s response was.
We all know Sarah Palin is a total fucking irrelevant idiot, but, I have to say, I thoroughly enjoy the moments when she reminds us just how much of a jackass she is.
Liberallies says
You have crossed a serious line. I strongly suggest you stay out of politics before a significant portion of your audience drops you.
Please take this opportunity to educate yourself on several fronts.
1. Please read this article and check out the picture Ellen posted of a child standing on a dog and how the liberals such as yourself ignored it. http://www.tpnn.com/2015/01/03/sarah-palin-and-ellen-degeneres-posted-very-similar-pictures-guess-who-got-attacked/
2. PETA is an extremist terrorist organization. I
charlotte says
A real nut case
Cindy Miller says
I must say I agree that any woman with half a brain thinks Palin is an idiot. I am really tired of hearing about her and wish the press would find someone that has a purpose in life to highlight and talk about. The picture that Ellen showed was a tiny child on a huge dog not a huge size kid like Palin gave birth to! It is comparing apples and oranges when you compare the two pictures. I also agree that she is good reading when I think I might have a screw loose, I just read something that Palin has said or done and realize I am okay again!
Thomas Michael Thompson says
Sarah Palin is a very good and kind mom and this you would know if you were such a good person yourself instead of the pure jackass you are !
barack hussein says
The truth, obama ate a fucking dog and it was tough. Liberalism is a mental disease. But i liked the shit this site has, its funny so please stay away from politics
George Appel says
Gee you have got FUCK down pat, how impressive