Well today’s the day of the great US presidential election. By the time the clock strikes midnight the world will know who exactly will be placing lunch orders from the Oval Office phone pretty much everyday over the course of the next four years.
Now whenever hecklerspray votes for things like this we take it all very seriously. We carefully balance the pros and cons of each party’s candidate, and then typically write-in the name Shamu in whatever space is given for that sort of thing. So far our candidate hasn’t won, which is dumb because orcas are supposed to be wicked smart. C’mon people, its time for a change.
If we were French Canadian we might go about political things differently. Yes, if we were French Canadian we might make our voting-decision by actually talking to each candidate in person over the phone, after we somehow received their actual phone numbers.
That’s what a couple of DJs from up there just did. And, although we never thought we’d say this about anything French Canadian except the overall culture, its actually pretty funny. Take a listen on page #2.
Let’s just skip to the goods, shall we? Sarah Palin just got pranked by some Canadian morning radio show. They called her, her assistant answered, and then handed the phone to Palin herself.
All Headline News describes things:
“Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin’s prank call by Quebec comedy duo The Masked Avengers has amassed millions of listens online. In the call, the comedy team pose as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and make references to sex with his wife, the joy of killing animals, and Hustler’s pornographic spoof of the governor….In the prank call, Palin tells the fake President that they should go hunting together. “Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done,” she says. “Kill two birds with one stone that day.”"
Now we could go on about the whole thing and tell you about how funny the thing is, but its French Canadian, so its really pretty mediocre, kinda like how Montreal is mediocre. Anyway – have a listen.
It’s got its moments.


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Leave Sarah Palin alone, I love her.
McCain ’08!!
What an idiot! To think that if something should happen to McCain this woman is in charge! How scary!
lol J Bollocks is Chris Crocker
Leave J Bollocks alone, I love him.
Ron Paul ’08!!
Hilarious…she’s so stunned. President of Quebec…wow that’s just sad, hows her foreign policy and experience.
I farted.
Let’s watch Sarah Palin fade into obscurity…this is the best day of my life.
Nope, she’s gonna get a chat show now.
Fo’ shizzle.
Don’t you go picking on Ms. Palin. She still has more brains than President Bush.
mmmmm, pickled moose brains
“Don’t you go picking on Ms. Palin. She still has more brains than President Bush”
Wow, now there’s an endorsement…
Sarah is right, best day ever!