Sex and The City 2 will star a horse, a prude, a heartbreaker, a redhead, and a viking. It will also require unparalleled suspension of disbelief.That was our convoluted way of telling you that a truce has finally been called between the horses and the vikings and the two will be frolicking together on a screen near you, May 2010.

What do you mean we should put down the sauce and start being coherent? Oh, okay. Sarah Jessica Parker and the half-starved dungeon full of Mariah Carey‘s cast-off PhotoShoppers will be working overtime on the new movie, part of which features the cast as a bunch of twenty-somethings.

They all had the pleasure of working alongside Miley Cyrus who is the height of a viking, apparently. Sarah made a remark after meeting her 17-year-old guest co-star, saying that Miley was considerably taller than she had anticipated.

This is baring in mind that sometimes Animal Whisperers don’t translate her neighs correctly, so we are left with weird quotes like, “I was astounded by [Miley's] height, did you know that she’s tall? She’s like a Viking. I had no idea!” For all we know she could have been asking for another sugar cube. We’ll just have to trust that this quote, taken from an MTV News interview, is correct.

Miley was photographed on the movie set as she donned matching hooker rags with Kim Cattrall - who was in character as Samantha Jones. There aren’t a lot of spoilers about her cameo in the movie. However from the impression she made on Sarah we can assume she will be playing a giant, poorly-dressed starlet who storms New York City in a Godzilla-like fury. Either that or something more sensible, like she will play Samantha’s tween wannabe sidekick. Whatever.

From US magazine:

After Cyrus, 17, filmed her cameo Oct. 17 in NYC’s Ziegfeld Theater, she gushed that it was “the best job I’ve ever done” and “a total dream come true.”  She added the Parker, 44, was “the nicest person in the world. Parker returned the compliment: “[Miley is] a beautiful young lady and very self-possesed,” the actress said. But their time together was quality, not quantity. “I literally was not in the scene with her. I was in the scene, but we were not [onscreen] together. But she was lovely and on time and prompt and professional, very sweet.”"

Two or three sugar cubes later, Sarah gave away a few more details. She shared that one of the first movie’s shining stars, Jennifer Hudson, will be notably absent. Jennifer is busy making babies and channeling Winnie Mandela for her new role in a biopic of the same name. There are only so many hours in the day. She long ago realised that playing Sarah’s bitch onscreen wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

As for other SATC2 scoops, Parker was generous with some details and vague with others: “I can confirm there is no Jennifer Hudson,” she offered. What about John Corbett, who played Mr. Big rival Aiden on the show but didn’t appear in the first film? She “can’t confirm or deny” his involvement in the sequel.

This was a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse, who is defiantly un-norsemanlike.

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