Heads up: this is about to be one of those most mom blogs I’ve ever written. Ryan Goslings was recently on Jimmy Kimmel to pimp out some movie where he plays Neil Armstrong, and he talked about how he didn’t really get a chance to watch the NBA finals (Go Curry!!! Whaaaaaat!) because his two toddlers run the tv in his house.
Gosling went on to talk about how he got a concussion filming his latest movie and some other shit, but what really shook me was the fact that the show his kids are boycotting the tv with is Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood.
FIRST OF ALL, for those of you not in the know, Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood is a cheap, knock-off Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, with a bitch ass little tiger trying to be our friendly neighbor rather than the adorable and endearing Mr. Rogers.
SECOND OF ALL, every parent knows that, aside from that literal dick head Peppa Pig, ALLLLL the best kids shows are on Disney or Disney Junior. They’ve got the new Muppet Babies and Ducktales, for Christ’s sake. I don’t even fucking know what channel Daniel Tiger is on because I hate him (probably PBS, though). Ryan Gosling got his break on the Mickey Mouse Club, so it is ridiculous that he has his children watching that annoying ass Tiger rather than Gravity Falls.
I mean, have you SEEN Gravity Falls?! It is enjoyable for parents and children alike. I watch it with my 3-year-old all the time.
Maybe it’s the exhaustion talking, but I am VERY disappointed in the television choices of Ryan Gosling’s toddler daughters. And now that I’ve said that out loud, I realize just how sleep deprived I am and that I probably just should’ve blogged about Beyonce showing her ass in her and Jay Z’s OTRII tour imagery…