Comments on: Rumer Willis Wanted The Boinky-Boink With Ashton Kutcher

By: HT

HT — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:32:04 +0000

And I’d give magnetite’s comment a “Dude that was friggin’ hilarious omg roflmgao”.

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:15:24 +0000

I give lucifer.e’s comment a “Dude nobody cares about what you think and WTF get in this wood chipper!”

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:43:02 +0000

I thunk it would be cool. Just imagine the funny things you’d hear him say around the house.

“I’ll Kutcher allowance, little lady.”
“I’m not Ashton, I’m Ash-a-hundred-and-seventy-pounds”
and
“Okay then, but does it have to be all the way up? It’s just so dirty and it makes me feel uncomfortable. Well if Bruce did it all the time, then I suppose it’s fine.”

What? They were sweeping a chimney! Jesus, what’s wrong with you people?

By: lucifer.e

lucifer.e — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:22:34 +0000

I give this article a “Dude you are so wrong and WTF get a fact checker!”

Dude was this article even necessary? This is a pure “hate job” on some Hollywood kid/actress. You really should find something else to do with your time Stuart Heritage (nice name by the way dork). And a – by the way – I google’d Rumor and she is pretty hot. What the f*ck are you talking about Stewie “the virgin with a mac and introweb connection” Heritage? For you to pick apart these people in such a negative manor you must have one hell of a hot wife, great career and a ton o cash but you are probably living at home with mom and your cat. Post some pics of your wife and kids dude! Let’s see this perfect family you have!

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:09:02 +0000

How would you know about MILF pornos?

(startlingly accurate comparison, mind)

By: HT

HT — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:38:45 +0000

Oh, bless.