Throughout this Wayne Rooney prostitute palaver, one person has been keeping conspicuously silent.
Wayne Rooney? No. Colleen Rooney? No. The prostitute who allegedly had it off with Wayne Rooney all those times? Well, obviously not, no – she’s barely been able to keep her trap shut all week. No, we’re talking about the prostitute’s dad. How are we supposed to get a rounded picture of the scandal unless the man who fathered the woman who reportedly received money to put Wayne Rooney’s penis in her mouth gives his opinion on the matter?
Well, it must be our lucky day. Hamish Thompson – the father of prostitute Jenny Thompson – has offered a sincere apology to Colleen Rooney. So that’s that sorted out, then.
As we reported earlier this week, there’s a very good chance that Colleen Rooney will leave Wayne Rooney for good following his alleged visits to prostitute Jenny Thompson. It’s not the fact that Wayne slept with another woman that stung Colleen the most, and nor is it the fact that Wayne paid for sex. No, it’s the fact that at no point have Jenny Thompson’s parents offered any form of grovelling apology to her for essentially creating the vagina that’s caused all this bother.
Well, fear not. It may have taken a few days, but Jenny Thompson’s parents have finally got around to saying sorry to Colleen Rooney. The marriage is back on! The Sun reports:
Mortified dad Hamish, 55, issued the couple’s “most sincere apologies” to the mum of one and her family. Mr Thompson said: “This may sound somewhat hollow, but my wife and I would never condone what has or may have happened.”? He stressed they had “absolutely no idea” their daughter had been selling herself for sex – let alone to the married Manchester United superstar for ?1,200 a night.
Good. Frankly, if you ask us, every time a celebrity gets caught having it away with a prostitute, their parents should come forward and personally apologise to the celebrity’s wife. Obviously sometimes it can’t happen – the parents of the first prostitute Wayne Rooney was caught with couldn’t apologise, for example, because they must be about 3,000 years old – but whenever it can, it should.
In fact, why stop there. Where are Jenny Thompson’s grandparents here? They’re just as responsible for the DNA of Jenny Thompson’s leased-out mimsy as anyone else, so where are their sincere apologies? And while we’re at it, why not conduct a seance so that Colleen Rooney can hear the disappointed sighs of all of Jenny Thompson’s dead relatives? Colleen deserves to hear their supernatural anguish. She does.
a s says
dont trust him coleen,he will let you down again 100%, he cant even cotrol himself on the pitch
never mind whats in his trowsers.just take a look at cheril cole she`s done the best thing.
I know it will be hard ,but look after No 1. Good luck.
Afzal Baloch says
Wayne Rooney is a great footballer. His affairs with prostitutes has tarnished not only his image but distressed the fans all over the world who hold him in high esteem.