Comments on: Roger Moore Gets All Stroppy About Punchy New James Bond http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Paul http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-1753686 Paul Thu, 01 Sep 2011 03:44:54 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-1753686 Quantum of Solace was not as good as Casino Royale, but it was still an entertaining thrill ride. Roger Moore was a lame pansy Bond in my opinion, and Daniel Craig is by far one of the best. Casino Royale had quite a few good one liners and humour from Daniel's Bond, but Quantum of Solace was a gritty revenge story. Why would there be loads of humour and puns in a film about a man who previously lost his love and is now out for revenge. Don't you idiots remember the lousy Diamond's are Forever where Bond was out to avenge the death of his wife from OHMSS, and it had nothing, but campy humour and a Bond that looked like he was walking about in a coma for most of the time. The next installment might start to have some of the old familiar Bond elements to stop you all from complaining. Let's hope that it follows an already great new James Bond legacy. Quantum of Solace was not as good as Casino Royale, but it was still an entertaining thrill ride. Roger Moore was a lame pansy Bond in my opinion, and Daniel Craig is by far one of the best. Casino Royale had quite a few good one liners and humour from Daniel’s Bond, but Quantum of Solace was a gritty revenge story. Why would there be loads of humour and puns in a film about a man who previously lost his love and is now out for revenge. Don’t you idiots remember the lousy Diamond’s are Forever where Bond was out to avenge the death of his wife from OHMSS, and it had nothing, but campy humour and a Bond that looked like he was walking about in a coma for most of the time. The next installment might start to have some of the old familiar Bond elements to stop you all from complaining. Let’s hope that it follows an already great new James Bond legacy.

]]> By: Roger Templar http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-1704854 Roger Templar Sun, 07 Aug 2011 15:51:18 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-1704854 kaypasah I couldn't agree more ! ("It’s kinda sad that guys today have only a violent, witless, short ugly dude with no hot chicks and no hot car, to aspire to be. Hmmm… so much for escaping reallity") kaypasah I couldn’t agree more ! (“It’s kinda sad that guys today have only a violent, witless, short ugly dude with no hot chicks and no hot car, to aspire to be. Hmmm… so much for escaping reallity”)

]]> By: kaypasah http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-749405 kaypasah Sat, 09 May 2009 01:50:30 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-749405 The shakey camera action sequences made me turn the movie off 15 minutes into it. It gave me a headache! What the heck is wrong with filmakers today? Can they not afford a Stedicam in their budget? Hmmm... let's make an action sequence where the audience has no idea who punched who. Was that Bond that got hurt or the bad guy? Oh... that's right! That's not Bond! It's some short thug with no charm! Bond used to be someone most guys wish they could be: traveling to exotic locales, driving hot cars, full of wit and charm, bagging hot chicks... etc. etc. It's kinda sad that guys today have only a violent, witless, short ugly dude with no hot chicks and no hot car, to aspire to be. Hmmm... so much for escaping reallity... The shakey camera action sequences made me turn the movie off 15 minutes into it. It gave me a headache! What the heck is wrong with filmakers today? Can they not afford a Stedicam in their budget? Hmmm… let’s make an action sequence where the audience has no idea who punched who. Was that Bond that got hurt or the bad guy? Oh… that’s right! That’s not Bond! It’s some short thug with no charm! Bond used to be someone most guys wish they could be: traveling to exotic locales, driving hot cars, full of wit and charm, bagging hot chicks… etc. etc. It’s kinda sad that guys today have only a violent, witless, short ugly dude with no hot chicks and no hot car, to aspire to be. Hmmm… so much for escaping reallity…

]]> By: Slipstream http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-659721 Slipstream Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:52:02 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-659721 Even James Bond could do with a little help from Mr. T. I mean, who couldn’t? James Bond, Fast cars, Hot women, Evil bad guys, Martinis, and Mr. T… Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOKCzLbFOuY Even James Bond could do with a little help from Mr. T. I mean, who couldn’t?

James Bond, Fast cars, Hot women, Evil bad guys, Martinis, and Mr. T…

Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOKCzLbFOuY

]]> By: David http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-659424 David Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:30:58 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-659424 Never had any of this shaky cam stuff during the action in the old bond films like we have today, it did ruin QOS a bit. Never had any of this shaky cam stuff during the action in the old bond films like we have today, it did ruin QOS a bit.

]]> By: The Dread Pirate Sausage! http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-659394 The Dread Pirate Sausage! Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:27:39 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-659394 The new James Bond sucks cardboard ass. Modern filmmakers are lazy and unoriginal cattle rapists. (For all save the latest Batman and THAT was the re-telling of a re-telling of the story of a remade movie based on a f*cking comic book from 1939 - albeit a welldone one.) Modern moviegoers... really enjoyed Beverly Hills Chiuhuahua. And there you have it. Very sad, indeed. The new James Bond sucks cardboard ass.

Modern filmmakers are lazy and unoriginal cattle rapists. (For all save the latest Batman and THAT was the re-telling of a re-telling of the story of a remade movie based on a f*cking comic book from 1939 – albeit a welldone one.)

Modern moviegoers… really enjoyed Beverly Hills Chiuhuahua. And there you have it.

Very sad, indeed.

]]> By: Julian Mentat http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-659392 Julian Mentat Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:24:12 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-659392 >> "i wish i never have to read any more of your >> articles if i can help it." Well, I'm intrigued by what you wrote, Robert (if that is indeed your real fingers); please tell me who or what is forcing you to read the articles? >> “i wish i never have to read any more of your
>> articles if i can help it.”

Well, I’m intrigued by what you wrote, Robert (if that is indeed your real fingers); please tell me who or what is forcing you to read the articles?

]]> By: Robert taylor http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-659203 Robert taylor Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:20:21 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-659203 U sir a real twit , the movie was great . the plot didnt call for cracking of smile or shagging the babes. get real and stop being contrary for the hell of it. ps: i wish i never have to read any more of your articles if i can help it. U sir a real twit , the movie was great . the plot didnt call for cracking of smile or shagging the babes.
get real and stop being contrary for the hell of it.

ps: i wish i never have to read any more of your articles if i can help it.

]]> By: Baltica http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-658997 Baltica Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:37:42 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-658997 There is wit in Quantum of Solace but it's a very dry wit that foreigners wouldn't pick up. I'm a great fan of Roger Moore, characterised by Lee Marvin as the hardest-hitting Brit he'd ever brawled with. He's right to object to the violence in films, abd we may be wrong to think that violence in films reflects violence in society. As film watchers how would we know. There are differences between Bond and Bourne. Jason Bourne is an enhanced human being, Bond is just a typical English bloke. Bourne wants out of the killing racket. Bond wants in. Bourne is basically a nice fellow. Bond is bastard. Bourne is American and Bond isn't. There is wit in Quantum of Solace but it’s a very dry wit that foreigners wouldn’t pick up. I’m a great fan of Roger Moore, characterised by Lee Marvin as the hardest-hitting Brit he’d ever brawled with. He’s right to object to the violence in films, abd we may be wrong to think that violence in films reflects violence in society. As film watchers how would we know. There are differences between Bond and Bourne. Jason Bourne is an enhanced human being, Bond is just a typical English bloke. Bourne wants out of the killing racket. Bond wants in. Bourne is basically a nice fellow. Bond is bastard. Bourne is American and Bond isn’t.

]]> By: George http://www.hecklerspray.com/roger-moore-gets-all-stroppy-about-punchy-new-james-bond/200817171.php/comment-page-1#comment-658966 George Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:36:25 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17171#comment-658966 Made me laugh about the flame throwing rectum. This is a well written article by Mr. Heritage. Made me laugh about the flame throwing rectum. This is a well written article by Mr. Heritage.

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