Robin Williams’ Wife And Her Giant Mole Are Leaving Him

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March 27th, 2008 at 14:45 by Shawn Lindseth

Robin Williams Wife DivorceIt took 19 years, but Mindy finally threw in the towel. Maybe it was because she got tired of Mork sleeping in a giant egg every night, or maybe it's because Mork finally grew in to a senior citizen baby and Mindy got tired of having to stoop to kiss him at the door. Whatever the reason, Mindy's hoofin' it.  

That's who Robin Williams is married to, right? No? Well whoever he married, she done quit him. The divorce papers filed said something about sleeping with a Brillo pad, and the term 'more hair than a bearded woolly mammoth' got thrown around like twice. Other than that not many details are available.    

We'd like to take the time to stress what few details we've given you so far are completely true. Almost both of them are completely true. Perhaps.     

Robin Williams' wife Marsha Garces Williams has had enough of him always recounting the time Julia Roberts magically turned life-sized and kissed him on the mouth. She's also tired of him always carving exquisite clocks and living for 1000 years. And she hates the irreconcilable differences she shares with him too. That's the thing what finally made her head pop, thinks she.   

That's why she's filed legal documentation to officially murder her marriage. According to Reuters:   

"Comedian Robin Williams' second wife, whom he met when she was his nanny, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, court documents showed on Wednesday. Marsha Garces Williams filed her petition in a San Francisco court late last week. The couple has been separated since Dec. 31, and she is requesting joint custody of their 16-year-old son, Cody, according to the filing."   

Well with all do respect, we can't blame the woman for wanting out. After all - Robin Williams has a doppelganger. It must have been difficult with all those years of not knowing if she was spooning the right husband. We know exactly what that's like Martha - both of those guys spoon exactly the same.   It was to combat hypothermia.  

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3 Responses to “Robin Williams’ Wife And Her Giant Mole Are Leaving Him”

  1. Snapper Winsten Says:

    Is there more than one way to spoon? I guess so if you count “hot dog in the bun” and “hot dog out of the bun” as two different ways.

  2. mst3kster Says:

    I assume that “hot dog in the bun” comes with must-turd?

  3. St.L. Says:

    Robin Williams’ real doppelganger is Bono. Check it out sometime and you’ll see.

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