He’s got creepy beady eyes and the skin tone of a bad waxwork model.? And the expressive acting of a bad wax work model.? And always seems to be standing awkwardly… like a bad wax work model.
Robert Pattinson, human or wax work, is mind bogglingly famous, the sort of famous that makes teenage girls soil themselves in excited glee at the sound of his name.? Which is odd for someone so incredibly dull.
Showing himself to be surprisingly aware of the world outside of his corner Madame Tussauds Pattinson has made the least shocking revelation ever to make headlines.? The statement also runs the risk of bursting his own fame bubble as his fans realise just how unremarkable he his.? Unremarkable and likely to melt in hot conditions.
The quote which may be the most misguided statment since the mayor of Hiroshima said “it’s only one plane, how much damage can it do?” Pattinson is reported to have announced to the world;
“Doing something like Twilight opens doors and it closes others. You can say, ‘Oh if I was still unknown, then no one would judge me.? But at the same time, nobody would give a shit either.”
Which is very, very true Mr Pattinson. We do judge you, to be rather uninteresting and impossibly pale for someone made of meat.
You only get that passing glimmer of attention because you were That Guy In Twilight.? And weren’t you shagging That Lass From Twilight?
You still are, but you’re keeping it secret from the world?? To appear more interesting?? Good luck with that.
See, Pattinson is half right.? We don’t really care that much. We give less of a shit, more of a skidmark.
justafan says
I’m not a teenager, and/but I care! I think Rob is fantastic in all of his movies!, not that I loved all of the movies that he has been in, but loved him in all of them. I am looking forward to his whole life, when he marries and has children, when and if he ever shares his beautiful music/voice with us, and many more movies, (I hope he will do). I think he and his wife and family will be a little bit like Brad and Angie and their family, JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
HappySue says
Since all these millions of girls and women are crazy about Rob, whats your problem? Does it make any sense you run him down when we all adore him? You must be a man and don’t have any idea what women like. Maybe you should check on the Twilight Saga, do you read? See what women do like. Love them…
Guene says
Why is it that some of you writer’s feel it’s ok to be mean and stupid about Robert Pattinson? He’s a nice guy and he’s a good actor, but you would rather corrupt us fans with lies and Bad stuff, will let me ask you this, who makes more money? who has more fan’s? not you that’s for sure, bye
anna says
okay just enough to every one that he is!just wait the movie and we all going to watch him i am ready.
Pam says
Come on, we all know this ignorant little twit’s opinion doesn’t matter. He has to justify his paycheck with this drivel.
LeFarts says
Beautifully written, but i have to ask, for reasons i cannot devulge at this time, did you recently have a traumatic experience with a power tool or some kind of heavy object, shall we say in or near the base of your skull, if so that would explain why you chose to write such a diabolically twisted post.
The man is’nt as bright a shining star as you make him out to be, he IS, on the other hand, considered the dopiest celebrity ever to walk the red carpet.
I have proof……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pfrI5g94SM
The link is to one of his earlier works, he is at the end, he had 1 line and messed it up!!!
Michael Park says
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU BRAYING HORDE OF MORONS! You’ve made it into this week’s Readers’ Letters!
Read it here: http://www.hecklerspray.com/readers-letters-this-ignorant-little-twits-opinion-doesnt-matter-or-a-cacophony-of-verbose-morons-draft/201270279.php
CherryHearts says
Okay. Listen up you idiots. I read this story 3 days ago when it was first posted and i ignored it. But you know what? I changed my mind. ‘Cause theres some stuff ya’ll gotta know.
The reason you keep posting stories about Mr. Pattinson is because in actual fact you do care. You are interested. But you don’t hav the guts to admit it.
F Y info Rob is an amazing actor. And he is very appreciative of his current status. That is the reason he made that statement. So donot use it against him in this very inappropriate way. He wins awards for his movies. There is a reason for that. So stop judging him!!!
Aside from that, he is a very talented musician too!
And he is ‘pale’ in the twilight movies because that is the description of his character!! Dumbass.
And he is a very smart guy. But this you already know, its your jealousy that makes you say the opposite. He’s smart, hardworking, he’s adorable, he’s so much fun, he’s sweet and he’s a loving guy. If there were more people like Rob, this world would be a much happier place!
So if you really don’t care about him or find him ‘uninteresting’ then STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT HIM!!
However, if you still wanna post bout him, you better watch it. Cause you are messing with a whole lot of females(even males) who adore Mr. Pattinson and appreciate his talent!
And it is because of his intelligence AND talent that at the end of the day he’s the one who is loved by a million girls, he is the one making the big bucks! Yes. And you? Well, you’re the ones gossiping to make a dollar! And on top of that you have to add lies to your stories and you have to write about people you ‘don’t care’ about to get hits.
That is just plain sad.
I love Rob Pattinson to death. Not just the outside, but the inside aswell. He’s such an awesome guy!
LeFarts says
Yay…………..
LeFarts says
Can you say………..STALKER !!!
WTF is wrong with you lady, apart from the obvious fact that your pretty much a fucking fruit loop, satirical humor should not be taken seriously, even by someone with a warped mind such as yours.
But dont fret, help will soon be on its way, in the form of a nice big van that will escort you to your new digs, a padded room.
Anyway on a serious note, if you stop staring at mirrors and humming whilst your eyes roll back in your head, just long enough to realize that the world doesnt revolve around your Idol,(or in your case Next Victim) you will see nice things outside, flowers, birds, people walking around holding hands, you know……NORMAL SHIT.
Now be a trooper and quit carving initials into your forearm and just take a leap of faith, walk out there and be one with the rest of us.
Hopefully this teaches us all to be better people to suffering retards such as yourself.
Emm says
You love Pattsion’s insides? Which one? Liver?
Oh says
You mean he should adopt a rainbow of children to make his family ” BEAUTIFUL”? What happen to an old fashined way of creating a family? Also kindly decide if” Rob” should have a wife or be like Brad Pitt. He doesn’t have one.
CherryHearts says
No hate guys. No hate.
Blah... says
Dude seriously. LeFarts, whatever kinda name that is…
Cut the guy some slack, okay?
And let his adoring fans be. ‘Cos its just a phase.
I get it, this website is all about hating and stuff like that, but sometimes I think they just go overboard and add fake stuff. I think this is quite a crappy site to be honest.
LeFarts says
My name is French, if you can guess what it means you will win a personal tour of the Paris Hilton Museum of “Things i cant afford”, kinda boring i know, since its 1 empty room………