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In other news, it has been reported that 85% of people would rather drink a gallon of sour milk than a cup of tramp’s widdle.
Who do you think of when someone says the words “sex symbol”? Well, if you’re a normal lady with a healthy libido, the answer is probably Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Stuart Heritage.
If, though, you are a tweenage girl or a mid-thirties mother who drinks wine at lunchtime because you have a deeply unsatisfying marriage, you would answer “Ooh, Robert Pattinson! He’s a sex symbol! With his hunky physique and strokable hair and the way he nibbles my earlobe when I’m in the bath having a sexy daydream 
” Because you use emoticons even when you talk.
And then you’d probably run to the toilet because just thinking about The RoPa makes you lose all sphincter control.
Well, it turns out that you’re sort of correct. Don’t get carried away, The RoPa is not an actual sex symbol – he still looks like one of those Easter Island statues that’s been carved from a bar of soap and then had a layer of soft, downy bird feathers stuck on top – it’s just that he is now officially slightly more attractive than the one from those films who isn’t the pretty girl and isn’t the ugly boy with the face like a frog that’s just smelled another frog’s fartgas.
Hey, Us Magazine, what’s the story behind this sexy/not-sexy/uglier-than-a-constipated-pufferfish hullaballoo?
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe says ladies are better off lusting after Twilight’s Robert Pattinson. ‘Rob Pattinson is a sex symbol. Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He’s got the height,” Radcliffe, 19, told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the NYC premiere of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. “If girls like short and nerdy, then I’m a sex symbol!“
So there you go: the boy who looks exactly like somebody’s stuck a photograph of Jude Law‘s face onto a melon and then played football with it for half an hour, has admitted that he is less attractive than the boy who seems to be a caricature of Elvis Presley drawn on an ice lolly stick by an blind artist whose only knowledge of Presley’s appearance was a description given to him by his Filipino boyfriend.
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I don’t know what the big deal is about Brad Pitt or Robert Patttinson…and Rupert Grint is cute!
high five, karla!
i concur, a ginge now and then is good for you
IMO Daniel Radcliffe is handsome, and Rupert Grint is cute, what’s wrong with you?
Robert Pattinson just… is not my type XD
rupert is still fugly!
you are quite a nasty piece of work. why insult someone if you don’t like them? you really need to wash your mouth.
Rupert Grint is gorgeous! period.
and you, guys, are pathetic…
What????
come on!!!
Robert Pattinson looks like a foot!
Rupert is hot and daniel is cute.
In before the psycho middle-aged Rupert Grint Fan-girls find this article and bombard it with comments such as “omg Rupert is the most talented actor!712@!”
I’ve seen it happen before. It’s annoying.
I don’t care for any of them. I prefer full grown men, such as Josh Hartnett, Johnny Depp, and Leonardo Dicaprio, yum.
You got it wrong. Robert Pattinson is the fugly one. He looks like a foot. And he looks demented. So get a new pair of eyes and write about a man that actually matters. I swear, this Twilight crap is ruining the definition of “sexy.”
RP is the overrated one. And i don’t find him good looking at all.
RG on the other hand, is quite sexy.
you ignorant idiot.
i havent even seen your face
but i would still bet all my money
that rupert is 100000000 times better
looking than you
rupert and bonnie is ugly
Wow not only are you wrong and childish but stupid as well. If you are going to make a comment trying to hurt people, who have done nothing to you, then at least use propper grammer.
and rupert is overrated, just because he’s ugly doesn’t mean he acts well.
Poor old Ginger Pubes, he’s flying the flag for all those tangerine-topped mere mortals out there and all people can do is deride him for his unfortunate face. One step at a time, people! We don’t want to scare the public with a wildly attractive redheaded man. We need baby (carrot) steps here. Thanks to Grint’s orange-tainted influence, next time there’s a massively popular teen franchise, they may consider casting an actor who not only has hair the colour of Irn-Bru but also boasts chiselled features and a face the likes of which will inevitably cause teenage girls to cry themselves to sleep at night out of pure, unadulterated pre-pubescent love. Until then, we must make do with Rupert paving the way for his carrot-coiffed cousins and applaud him for stepping out in public.
And while I’m here, I must just ask: why does nobody mention the fact that R-Pattz has eyebrows which look like slugs crawled onto his face and died there?
harry potter is nothing compare to robert in fact there shouldn’t be a comparison at all!
Rupert Grint has turned into quite a sex symbol, believe it or not. He’s gorgeous! He has strokable hair, too!
What unbearably ugly is your mouth.
Funny how people keep comparing Harry Potter and Twilight. It seems like Twilight alone can’t be famous so it has to depend on Harry Potter to push its name. And it’s ridiculous to compare the casts. They’re different in characters and in appearances.
For your information, there are millions of people who think Rupert Grint is not also gorgeous on the outside but also beautiful inside. He works hard and is always sweet and down-to-heart to his fans. That’s what counts and makes him unique!
Rupert is my favourite but I like Daniel and Robert too !!
There is nothing wrong with any of them .. why do people think Rupert is ugly, I think he is just as handsome and talented as Daniel and Robert.
Robert is Handsome
Daniel is cute and Rupert is georgous !!
why insult Rupert in the headline when the article is all about Robert and Dan. Some people must be either blind or incredibly jealous to say Rupert is ugly. Have you ever actually looked at the guy? did you miss the piercing eyes that change between blue and green all the time, the beautiful smile, his gorgeous red hair with a million different tones in it…the guy has golden eyelashes for christ’s sake! His skin and bone structure and great, his profile is just beautiful and he has a hot body, he’s so buff! Like I said, it must be jealousy or envy for sure, which is just sad
i can’t believe anyone would publish such a nasty article. just because rupert doesn’t fit into your conventional (boring!) definition of good looking, doesn’t mean that you can insult him. why would you mention him in the heading when you don’t even mention him in the article? if you wanted to write an article abt robert pattinson and his supposed good looks, then do so. there is not need to insult both rupert and dan.
you need to take a long hard look at rupert. his eyes are amazing, he has a great smile and he doesn’t look like a druggo, like robert does.
i think you are one of those who discriminates because of his ginger hair or you are jealous of him. either way, you are a sad human being. if you wanted a reaction, congratulations you got one but not in a good way.
i don’t see why girls think rob pattz is hot. i guess because he’s a star of a hit series. he looked better before. but i do love rupert grint. to me he’s so beautiful, and emma watson herself have said so, so have many countless others. i bet the person who wrote this looks like a troll. yea right i gossip site for adults.
man i just dont get it!daniel is the best rupert and rob is so ugly!!!and if u ask me about the best girl in the world i would pick EMMA WATSON…coz she is like a dream.
I know Rob is very hot but how can you say Rupert is ugly . He is not at all ugly ,he is really a handsome guy . Whoever wrote this i think they should need glasses , Rupert is really handsome and their are many girls who loves him a lot . He is really a HOT guy .
No he is not ugly , he is very hot
What is wrong with some people(WRITERS OF THIS STUPID ARTICLE)?? Why drag Rupert into something that is not neccessary…the war is between Dan and Robpatz….just leave it there….why drag Rupert….
You guys are crazy….
Btw RUPERT IS GREAT AND A REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUY….OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE…..
Rob is cute so is Dan…..but dont go insulting people just because you can….crazy shitbags…..
OPEN UP YOUR VISION AND SEE HOW GORGEOUS RUPERT REALLY IS…..