Robert Pattinson, a man so terminally dull that people in comas have revived themselves briefly to turn off their own life support machines, is starring in a film with elephants, which is nice isn’t it? In this film, he has a threesome.
Not with two lady elephants, mind.
Nope, R-Pattz gets to chow down in a m?nage ? trois with a couple of human co-stars, leaving 90% of our readers thinking about Pattinson’s beige buttocks bobbing up and down. You dirty sods. One of the people in this fictional tryst is actress Donna Scott and she’s got something to say about it all, opening and closing her mouth like nobody’s business!
So how is filming such a tender scene with Robert Pattinson? Did she slowly slip away toward a bright light, wondering if this was the thing that would finally bore her to death?
Well, the Water For Elephants actress thinks the whole thing was “wonderful”. Not like Reese Witherspoon who dry heaved her way through scenes.
Scott says:
“I did kiss him. It was wonderful. It was very sweet. My character’s bawdy, so it was a lot of fun to get to do that and I think his response to me being bawdy was genuine? It was perfect.”
Is there a sniff of pity in the tone there? Sounds like it to us. We bet she patted him on the head and said ‘awww’ too. Either way, she was mindful of the fact that Pattinson quite obviously has a girlfriend.
“He obviously loves his lady very much. He was so lovely from the very beginning, very open about sharing stories of his life and his family. He loves his family very much.”
Hear that screaming fans? He’s massively in love! You can curse the day you were born while forcing out coos from your clenched teeth whenever you’re ready!
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