What’s the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation?
No! It’s his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world’s dreamiest hair – it’s all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we’d probably kill ourselves.
Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it’s time for plan B – find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON’S DREAMY HAIR!
Tell you what, this Twilight 2: New Moon movie is going to be rubbish. Obviously that’s not saying much, since the original Twilight was an unmitigated pile of dismal faux-emo codswallop, but even by Twilight‘s standards the sequel is going to be awful.
We could just about stand it when Twilight‘s director was sacked and replaced with the man behind the monstrosity that was The Golden Compass, and we could just about stand it when people talked about sacking and replacing that weedy werewolf boy who looks like he still wets the bed – but that was only because we assumed that the real star of Twilight would be safe. But it isn’t.
We’re talking, of course, about Robert Pattinson’s hair. Even though it looked a little bit like the hopeless photos you’d see in small town barbers’ windows in about 1986, Robert Pattinson’s Twilight hair carried that movie. The way it yielded to the breeze without ever giving in to frizziness. The way it remained upright even when Robert chased and killed that deer in the woods. The way that the sheer amount of gel needed to maintain the illusion that Robert Pattinson doesn’t care what his hair looks like was single handedly enough to support the entire hairstyling industry during the credit crunch. God, Robert Pattinson’s hair is dreamy!
And it’s still dreamy. It’s just that it’s dreamy inside a hairdresser’s dustpan somewhere. You see, Robert Pattinson has had all his hair cut off. We’re too distraught to tell you more, so here’s the mighty Times Of Ohio to fill you in:
Twilight star, 22 year old Robert Pattinson, has a new haircut. His latest hairstyle is nothing like that of his vampire character, Edward Cullen. Robert has tossed the tousled, unkempt hairstyle in favor of a short, military style haircut. His new haircut should delight his fans, because his bangs are no longer falling into his face and covering his eyes.
What? What are you talking about, Times Of Ohio? That hair was the only thing distracting us from the fact that Robert Pattinson’s skull is shaped like a shattered egg! This means that there’ll be nothing to counterbalance his weird Frankenstein jaw in the new Twilight movie! You idiots!
Or perhaps we’re being a little hard on Robert Pattinson here – after all, the Twilight movies only exist to promote teen abstinence, and it’ll be much easier for teenage girls to keep their virginity if their vampiric fantasy figures now look like Michael Owen with Marfan Syndrome after an extended hunger strike. So good job Robert, we take it all back.
Leah says
I have this really bitter, fat cousin who HATES Megan Fox. And she’s always complaining about her while she’s dunking her glazed doughnuts in Vitamin D milk(no “lowfat” for my cousin!), saying how she has no talent and she’s had so much plastic surgery, anyone could look as good as her if they got an extreme makeover too.
You and bitter Megan Fox hating cousin? I should seriously hook you two up. You two can dunkin those doughnuts together complaining about Megan and Robert and about how boring their beauty is! All totally hook it up.
Kay says
Very funny.
Leah says
man, you must have a really low self-esteem to have so much negativity towards someone who doesnt even know you exist. Well done with the sarcasm and the witty mockings though – they almost fooled me into believing that you’re only doing this for the sake of getting attention..and not envy. almost. well, maybe both.
Merry Christmas!
perry says
Robert Pattinson does have lovely hair, but his hair isn’t what is most attractive about him. In fact, I quite like the short cut better.
Obviously you’re just a jealous windbag, Stuart. Leah said it best in her story about her chubby cousin. By chance were you a fat, misunderstood little boy? It would definitely seem so.
Cheers!
Pretty baby says
I always thought women are more selective by evolution which means they wouldn’t want a scrawny, sickly looking father for there children such as stupid and pale Pattinson. Unless he has a lot of money…But I guess sence there are more ugly women than beautiful in this world that alot of them think they stand a better chance with this little pompus ass.
Personally I think think they should have went with that hot underwear model Miley is messing with. In fact I think they should fight for it…After watching Pattinson acting an ass in interviews he needs a good beating from someone built like a man.
mod says
I think he looks like he suffers from autism.
Courtney says
Hilarious! I laughed so hard.
However, the hair-cut doesn’t subtract any beautiful points. He’s still the sexiest…maybe more so now.
girlfriend says
comparing Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson is comparing apples and oranges. what makes a woman a woman megan has. What makes a man a man Robert does not have at all like Pretty girl explains. He is exceptable for how a 13yr old should look. Skinny and awkward, head too big for that boney frame. He couldn’t protect a girl from a basket of kittens.
ariane says
@ mod: autism is a very sensitive condition and for you to toss the word around as a meaningless adjective to a person who you have no personal connections with is pathetically crass and brings out your own brain deficiency.
Anyway..
I’m finding these anti-Robert commentaries rather amusing – can’t say I didnt see this one coming. There’s always people who are out to criticize someone’s success, no matter how trivial the subject matter is (haircut? really?) just so they can justify being content in a rut. Crab mentality showcased..
Claire says
The fact that you use only but sarcasm in this article proves that it is the only technique you can use. Don’t worry, many people will be able to see through this knwoing that Robert Pattinson looks great 24/7 Writers like you always piss me off
StuFan#1 says
OMG you people ares sick!!!!!!! :-( Stuart Heritage is famouse and beutiful and you can’t deal with that well deal with that stop the hatin and start the likin or at least the not mindin. OMG i can’t belieeeve what you lot are sayin jus because he’s sucsessful well guess what?deal with it because he has the guts to go out there an be funny an that and you are probably not even funny or whatever. Yeah I trawl the websites lookin for people that diss him off then screchin at them so what?it’s because I love him and what he does and that is art (that what he does) so deal with that.
Stu Her forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joanne says
StuFan#1 –> You’d think defending Stuart with your ramblings would do him any good at this stage, but your incompetence in forming a cohesive or the very least coherent sentence structure is downright atrocious, how embarrassing for him =(.
Do us a favour hun and get your mommy to do a spell check before you send another post and make a mockery of your idolised “famouse and beutiful” Stuart.
Hope all is well..
PS. Ariane. I totally agree. Let’s be friends.
tutu says
Oh please, did Pattinson cure some disease or save a country from starvation…no he’s in the entertainment business and gets paid to apparently suck at it. When people pay good money for a product, service or entertainment they have the right to comment or complain of thier experience. If a restaurant look like crap and serves bad food you can tell anyone you want how your experience was and its not because your jealous or envious of the owner or staff they just suck.
Leah says
prettybaby: Miley’s bf weighs about 165 pds. dripping wet I bet. He’s not exactly “manly.” And you are taking RP way too personally, as if he’s personally offended you.
girlfriend:what makes a woman a woman megan has? Uh, okay. Yes, she has a vagina. With that logic, what makes a man a man Robert has. He has a penis. Check out his older modeling pictures, the kid is stacked like Dirk Diggler. All you guys can make fun of him being skinny, but the kid is packing heat.
motley says
He does look mentally deficient whatever mental disorders you used to discribe it. He might as well shave his head and play a bango on some porch.
About him being successful.
It is always a shame and people should creativley bash anyone who gets rich from mediocrity. Has anyone seen someone incredible and hard working at there job get past over to making twice the money because the bosses fishing buddy got promoted instead and he can’t find his ass with both hands.
stoop says
sarcasism is very entertaining and funny.
butters says
leah would screw any big penis no matter what ugly git is attached to it. Has anyone told her you can buy ones without the idiots attached that do more than just lie there.
irish gemini says
Yeah I googled images on Justin Gaston and Robert Pattinson. Leah can you say Optometrist. Justin is the one packin heat and a beautiful bod and face to match.
brash says
leah is a cock watcher
guffy says
claire and ariane are 50yr old spinters that never saw a cock. They can’t be bothered for they must use their malevolent powers of self rightiousness and humorlessness for the greater good.
Arch Enemies: Entire cast of Monty pythons flying circus and hecklerspray.
“And now for something completely different”
euclid says
Sarcacism! That’s what this site does!
Slowly comes the dawn to the starless night
of weary minds. Another dismal epiphany.
Control says
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! This was hilarious!!! couldnt agree with you more about how everything is so crazy about weirdo Rob P.
Ironlung says
@ariane – get off your soapbox and go laugh at a midget. you might actually enjoy it.
@everyone – im exceptionally handsome…no, rugged actually, and i think this person i have never heard of is a twat.
blue says
ariane didn’t comment on the Marfan syndrome in the article. Please tell us how you weep for them too.
michelle says
Okay….what the crap are you taking about? The man is hilarious and totally charismatic. That’s just an unfair, unjustified remark. Looks are subjective, but he’s definately got personality. Much more than any of the current dillhole actors that are out there. The fact that he cut his hair when no one wanted him to makes me love him even more.
fifi says
I think that his haircut ruined his reputation!!! It sets a terrible image, he needs to get a fast hair grow gel or something and fast!!! And everyone who thinks i dont have a life is WRONG!!! you need a life uhhh wa ha bu zam!!
arianne says
These reactions to my comment are hilarious..
@ guffy – Wow. You must be an amazingly perceptive person to get that description of me via my post alone – kudos to you hun. I suppose there is an opportunity cost involved to forego cocksighting for the “greater good”.
@ Ironlung – What in particular should I laugh at the midget for? any suggestions with regards to the matter? do I really have to get off my soapbox to actually enjoy it? or can I stay put and then laugh?
@ blue – I never even noticed that part of the article to be honest, but thank you for pointing it out. Yes, stuart is obviously an insensitive crab to use a deformity to complete a bad analogy for the sake of being witty. That’s my thought with regards to that, no weeping necessary.
anyway, Merry Christmas everyone
Leah says
butters-did anyone ever tell you that a blow up doll isn’t as good as the real thing? Yeah, sue me–I like real live breathing boys.
Irish Gemini–Justin Gaston is toned and ripped, but he’s narrow like a chick. Robert’s frame is easily more broad than him.
Brash–It’s not a full time job, just a hobby.
minigirl says
Leah
I don’t see what you mean about Gaston, he seems far better built than pattinson and his head is more proportionate isn’t it? I just have a really hard time seeing anything remotely attractive in Pattinson including personality when it comes to guest spots on shows. He came across very badly. Believe me I tried to like the guy.
guffy says
leah called me hun…I love you too marry me now!
Ian says
He should have at least given each of his fans a strand of his cut hair! I bet the guy who cut it is selling it now for $1.00 per strand.
Sammiee. says
Okay, so…
I would deffinatly not say he is hidious, but he is not the sexiest man alive…
Personally, I think that he looked much better in Twilight than he does in real life,
I think that sometimes, he looks like a bit of a crack head, and some of his pictures look like mugg shots…
But, I loved his hair, I have to admit, I hate his hair that short, personally, but he is I must say, very good looking, but the the best looking :)
Sammiee. says
CORRECTION:
**but not the best looking
Rachael says
Oh wow. He looks so much better now.
SamanthaP says
umm.. where to begin… shallow, much? u sound like a real spoiled brat. how DARE you talk about someone so lovely who doesn’t give a rat’s @$$ about your life. you sound like some fat 13 yr-old dike. how does it feel to be blindly insulted? LEAVE ROBERT ALONE!!
SamanthaP says
u guys r all twats. this just shows how narrow-minded the fans are. u totally lose all interest in this kid just cuz he cut his hair? wut a bunch of @$$holes.
alicia says
gosh robert!!!
damn im so pissed why did he do that…
im sorry but his hair made me have an orgasm just looking at it lol…
now im gonna have to achieve one without the dirty hair… shit!!!
lmao
no forreal i did love the way his hair was he better grow it out asap!!!
alicia says
Rob is cute i dont care what anyone says.. his hair sucks now… i loved the way it was before.. but i think since people was always talkin about his hair he decided to cut it cuz he said in his interview he doesnt want attention for his looks but for his acting skills.. and he does have personality… he is hilarious he says the funniest stuff…. and thats why i like him so much.. and he is a really good singer… so thats a plus but forreal his hair was a really big PLUS but it will grow back lol…
kristen says
Robs hair were awsome b4 he cut dem.bt it really dsnt matter wat he does wid his hair.he always luks gorgeous!!!!:D
Isabella says
NOOOOO!his hair was so gorgeous and fluffy it was like a brown cloud.If it was in his face he could have just cut a little of it of
atleast it will grow back the sooner the better
haley says
he is absolutly gorgeous but i really hope that his hair grows back because right now he doesnt look so hot! but it will eventually. unless he keeps it like this but i really hope he doesnt!!
penny says
Rob is a human and may do what he pleases with himself. i am sure he had a reason to cut off those beautiful locks of his, but ladies relax his hair was sexy and made him look gorgeous and it still does.Besides i am sure his golden brown hair will grow back before they start filming new moon.
penny says
plus he looks sooooooo SEXY! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! too bad hes back in the UK he is farther away from his American Robert loving fans. :-(
Hannah says
Why did he cut his hair? I didnt even know about it until my uncle told me he cut it all. Of course i screamed. But omg why why why he was so hot. But he is still hot just with out the hair. They better not get a new edward cullen for the rest of the movies i will be cussin someone out. So they better not get a new edward. No one could live with that. How would they even sell movies without him in them?
Laura says
Robert Pattinson, in my oppinion is the hottest man on the earth xD But hair is only hair, But if i had to choose the long hair was better but i still love him either way <3 And true he is human he can do what he likes to his hair, and thats his choice but i have to say either way he is still Sexy :D
Kaylee says
:( I cry alone why why did he do that?? At least i still have the poster of his old perfect hair i can admire. He better let it grow back fast!! I do NOT want to have to look at him like that in New Moon. BTW I am totally waiting for that now. Only over 300 days until it comes out. I CANT WAIT. But Robert Made a bad desision shame on him.
sweet,twighlight fan,and sexy says
he was so hot…oh wate he is steel hot…his hair was sorta ugly…i dont mean to be rude it was!
courtney says
Ha, very entertaining.
sweet,twighlight fan,and sexy says
p.s i am not giving my real name out
Lizzie says
We love Robert whether his hair is long or short. The movie does not revolve around his hair. And nobody cares that you think Twilight sucks or that you think that Taylor Lautner is a horrible Jacob. My god man. You sound like a 12 year old boy who is jealous because he wets HIS bed. Go get a life and a diaper and shut the h311 up.
Princess says
I like his haircut this way it really looks nice and handsome on him after all he did the part of Cedric on Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire.And he’s getting to adult age so at’s why his hair is getting longer.He just want to cut it so he can able to play the part of Edward Cullen.It really looks nice on him.
Kristi says
Why is everybody bagging on Robert’s new hair do? He cut his freakin hair. Whoopee! It’s not the end of the world! It’s hair people it will grow back. The reason everybody gives this man such problems is because guess what everybody is just a bunch of HATERS! I personally don’t care for the haircut but i know it will eventually grow back. As regards to some comments about what woman in her right mind would want a scrawny man, many women like scrawny men. There is nothing w/ a thin muscled, (awkward) looking man. Get a grip HATERS!
word2yoMUTHA says
He cut his hair so stupid teenage girls like you will stop idolizing him because he played Edward in Twilight. Who would want to be type-casted? The movie is OVER so now he can get on with his life and look at new horizon’s…but being Edward he can’t. I doubt he wishes to be known only as Edward from Twilight. And who wants a fanbase of only shrieking teenage girls?!
word2yoMUTHA says
Come on people…you give teenagers a bad name. He isn’t even that good-looking…he actually creeps me out. His face reminds me of a kid at school who does drugs and cuts himself in the bath-room.
Stuart Hater says
UH, Stuart get a real life and job , instead of making hot celebs look bad (which of course Robert isn’t bad at ALL) your probably just jelous because YOU aren’t as hot as robert! His hair is actually very nice. Wow maybe I should post something like “Stuart Heritage Hates On Robert Pattison” then we’ll see how many teenage girls are mad at you!
Gee get a clue and stop hating! Love you ROBERT!
nystate says
Why does everything, especially commercials have to be gay now a days. TV will not numb me to the idea that its cool to be gay. Im sorry…
mbgcsg says
who cares…..
s says
Man, who ever wrote this really stinks as a writer! I mean, “….home to …undiscovered rodents”? And, “We must eat his hair!”
Give me a break! This stuff isn’t even CLOSE to being funny! A 12 year old could have done better!
chelsea says
Ok, I began reading this article and I was so, SO unbelievably ticked off. What the fuck? “Carbon monoxide suffocation”? That is RIDICULOUS.
You people have absolutely no lives (especially the person who wrote this article). I bet you all just sit around picking on other people because you hate yourselves, and you are more shallow than a half-foot of water. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if you are all fat, ugly losers, WITHOUT boyfriends (because if you can’t find good in Robert Pattinson, I bet no guy is good enough for you!)
Just shut the fuck up, bitches.
I love everything about you, Rob. You are amazing, and I don’t give a shit what your hair looks like.
liz says
whoever wrote this blurb about the kids hair seriously needs to get a life. if you hate the movie so much why are you writing about it. save some time. write about something you do like. or go get laid unless you dont like that either .just do something, other than complain about how lame every movie under the sun is. seriously. get a life.
hanna says
Yeah, its sad that Robert cut his hair but God damn it you dont have to be a complete ass hole. hes still cute, he just doesnt have the hair.
kirsten says
he looks really hot with his new haircut but i kinda like the old one though well he is still FREAKING GORGEOUS AND HOT I LOVE YOU ROBBERT PATTINSON
Amore says
Movie stars in general can never do right. Like if they avoid mixing with fans, the people say their full of them selfs and when they do make an effort to mix with their fans and even with people that don’t like them people say their just trying to get publicity, so either way they can never really just be people like everyone else. Sure they chose to become famous and well-known, but I think they never really get that when they decide to become who they are they never really realize that their no longer individuals but belong to their fans.
So Robert Pattinson cut his hair… Everyone needs to try a new look once in awhile and maybe he felt like he needed a change from his normal look who knows??? But one thing is for sure his fans will be his fans no matter what his hair looks like, cause after all there is more to him that looks and crazy hair… So, Robert Pattinson will be Robert Pattinson no matter what!!!
janae says
Are you guys serious? HE GOT A HAIR CUT, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
lala says
damn it! i dont like robert pattinson’s short hair.. it looks so gay! sorry, it’s just my own opinion :)
Taylor says
Wow…
Um…
Robert Pattison is still gorgeous…
So chill the f out. HAIR GROWS ladies and gentleman. And obviously he will grow it back out anyway, he has to keep filming. But really, it’s pathetic that you care enough to write about it, it’s not like you have a shot in hell at making him care either.
I would still f him even if he shaved it till his head shined. Which is, I’m sure, more than I can say about any of you who wrote and/or supported this article.
Ha. It DOES make me laugh though. You’re writing as if everyone agrees with you. LOOK AROUND DUMBSH*T. It’s STILL in the boxoffice and everyone still screams and the obsession is still on fire. Jealous? Well I’m sure Zac Efron didnt like being replaced. But you’re ripping on the film is contradicted by the how much you talk about how sexy his hair is. And by the way, girls ARE actually capable of looking past hair. And, like I said, still gorgeous. Despite your petty article, I’m going to have to say your patheticness kind of makes me gag.
Still in love with a fictional character like every other girl in America, I send out my thanks to Robert Pattison for making the dream a little more real. xoxo
Brianna says
who cares.. let the man cut his hair…. it is his hair
Sick of Ignorant People says
I really dont care who does or doesnt get a haircut. What I do care about it people using Autism as a way of making fun of him. Autism is not something to be used to pick on someone. It isnt funny. Obviously you dont know anyone with this diagnosis, otherwise you would be alot more sensitive and realize they are not stupid, retarted or in any other way abnormal. I have a beautiful 2 year old son that is diagnosed with Autism and I take personal offense to you using it as a means for your joke. He is in no way different than any other child. He just is delayed in speech. Does that make him funny? Maybe if you opened your mind a little bit you would realize that it is not right to be using something like Autism to pick on someone.
okkkey says
so wheres the haircut pic?
hair.. nair.. says
ah, who really cares?
his hair isn’t his everything..
john says
i hate him. but just because i’m old and bolding man. if not, i’d be somwhere else now- shagging girls and stuff
Sarah says
haha i agree with arianne..its not like Robert saved the world. i mean sure hes really cute, but i prefer him to have his hair cut short. and ITS JUST HAIR! it will grow back! i cant believe you people are freaking out over HAIR!
hank says
hilarious
feeling sorry for al of u people says
What exactly does Autism LOOK like??????????
People like you are what is wrong with the world today. My son has Autism as do 1 out of every 150 children born today. SO to describe someone as “looking like they have AUTISM” using it as a negative term is as ignorant as being a bigot!!!
you should be ashamed and you also might get used to being more accepting of people with autism because as I said, 1 and every 150 children born, have it. God for bid you ever have a child with Autism, I hope you look back on your comments and are ashamed of yourself.
jordan says
i still think robert pattinson looks amazing with his hair cut. i also think he did an incredible job playing edward cullen, just saying haha. i just dont get the big deal about his hair cut, it still looks great!
fernando says
you are sad. ha… ‘nough said.
NatNat10800 says
Robert isn’t attractive at all! I don’t see what u all see in him.It doesn’t matter if he gets a haircut or not he’s still going to look LIKE a rat’s a$$…. My oppinion about the movie, “Twilight”, I think that they picked the wrong actors. Especially Robert and Tyler.
Tyler looks like a ugly little girl and Robert looks even worse…remember this is MY OPPINION!
But please be my guest and leave a comment…
Jedz says
Short or Long hair, kept or unkept, Rob Pattinson is HOT!
K says
Alright, Thats it.
Suart probably does already have a real job but he might also have a blog, Ever think of that Chelsea?
Geez, People on here are completely shallow and are nothing more then twats as SamanthaP blantently pointed out in an earlier post.
Wow, Can people get any shallower? :l
katie says
i love edward cullen and every thing about him and nobody can make that stop! who the heck cares what his hair looks like it is always that bronze ish color that i love! i think every body who thinks he is not amazingly hot is insane! kristen s is a lucky girl! even if it is only a movie! comment me back!
edward cullen i love you ssssssssoooooooooooooooo much!
taylor williams says
you have a lot of nerve to say bad things about somebody you dont know. and as for him he does have charisma and you have no life that is very awful and he deserves applause for his movie and you dont deserve sh**!!!!!
Acadia says
I trully think the Rob is great. He is hilarious, but yeah I do agree that some of his pictures look liike mug shots… sorry Rob. But yes, he looks a lot better in Twilight, more clean I would say. I just think that he has a great personality.
katie says
is any body there?
RaeAnne says
u know wat i still think he is amazing so wat if he cut his hair so wat if peopll say it looks bad so wat so wat so wat rob is the most amazing, beautiful, sexiest thing alive with or without the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smile says
i don’t mind making fun of people i like, but that was just plain mean. it’s rude to attack someone based on their appearance.
Hailie says
Robert is hot. He just is, don’t deny it- he’s not the cutest guy on Earth, but he’s still pretty damn hot, and his hair was amazing, I liked it better long.
Seishi says
Taylor Lautner looks WAY better than Robert. And, really, why’s everyone going so crazy over Robert? He’s not THAT good looking. The Edward in my head looked way better. He ruined the image. And, to me, his hair didn’t look so great anyway. I haven’t seen his haircut yet, but I’ll make sure to go make fun of it later.
@chelsea ~ If you can’t find good in Robert Pattinson, no guy is good enough for you? What’s up with that? He’s JUST an actor. I mean, yeah, I talk about Taylor Lautner’s hotness occasionally. And Kellan Lutz. But the world doesn’t revolve around them. They’re not the best in the world. To me it looks like you have an obsession. You’re probably the one without a boyfriend. People get tired of things eventually, and I’m getting tired of all the people saying Robert is sexy. It makes him ugly to me.
Debbie Ramos says
OMG all of you sound like a bunch of 13 year old girls fighting over whose boyfriend is cuter. Come on people get lives -Robert Pattinson looks good with the buzz cut because now he actually looks like a 22 year old man -and stop picking on the writer of this Blog -it’s called satire maybe if you all actually paid attention in English class rather than daydreaming about marrying Edward Cullen you would know what a “satire” is. It’s supposed to be sarcastic criticism. I actually liked Twilight the book & twilight the movie and I actually think Robert Pattinson is quite handsome -but I still found this article humorous because the writer made a valid point. The point is people are making a huge deal out of nothing of significance -it’s just freaking hair and it will grow back. thank you word2yoMUTHA you’re right and I am glad you actually know what typecasting is -he really did look creepy in Twilight -he looks much better now.
sam says
I think this whole thing about cutting his hair is rediculous I mean hello people. Hair grows back.
katie says
people
deb says
funny thing about hair,,, it grows back!!!
Sarah says
Lmao that was hilarious and oh so true. And what’s even funnier is seeing the Twilight fans freak out at you for not loving their dear Edward/Robert Pattinson as much as they do hahaha.
Spuffy says
I started this article expecting to read something that followed the basic whine-fest of someone who really couldn’t care less. I hadn’t gotten beyond the second paragraph when I had to scroll up and check the writer’s name. Surely this was an elementary school submission, surely no writer with any sort of talent would create such a ridiculous article as the one I was reading. The use of cheap-shot artistry and targeting the Twilight fans and the star himself was incredibly juvenile, and the writer (in his attempt at comedy) came off sounding like a 10 year old boy whose girlfriend dumped him for Edward Cullen.
Amore says
So, personally I think that everyone who insults Robert Pattinson is jealous and childish. I mean he is a guy like every other sure, but he had a dream of being known and famous for his talent which is acting and his music, oh and ya okay he was blessed with looks which helped him too(him doing modeling and all). BUT over all he is just like any other 22 year old guy, the only difference is he had(I think he still has) a dream and he worked hard and never gave up reaching for it and geuss what he achieved it. Best of all for him its only the begining of it all, but I bet that even though it exciting he is scared and unsure deep down cause after all he has to be at his best for all his fans he can never just really be him.
I think he’ll still have a fair share of bad in his career but its up to his fans to help him which I think they will cause he is ‘hot’…? Looks is only skin deep…
I hope that the people who makes it their mission to insult him, will realise that after all Robert Pattinson is an 22 year old doing what he loves. It may not seem like it to his critics but there is much more to Robert than meets the eye. Anyway, the people that insult him…. I am almost absolutely sure you only know him from Harry Potter or/and Twilight so don’t try and crush him because your jealous of his fame that he deserves…
I am a proud fan of Robert Pattinson, but not because his ‘hot’, which he is but I hate that about him but because he never limits himself…
Best of luck to Robert Pattinson.
:)
addy says
wow, you guys are all dumb. who cares if the article was sarcastic, it was funny as hell. and this robert guy is ugly, in my personal opinion. am i allowed to put that? my own opinion i mean? stupid pricks, get a life and read a real book. read kurt vonnegut or h.g. wells, grow a damn brain and fall in love with john yossarian.
i thought the article was hilarious. haven’t seen the new hair cut yet, don’t really care, just stumbled upon this and these dumbass comments.
Rachel says
I am just thinking this out…it is hair. Dead cells, and it will grow back.
kdawg says
so people get haircuts?
sandra says
Hahaha i liked the sarcasm a lot xD
i love robert but i also loved the article
come on dont get mad you all , it’s just an opinion
besides why would you all care if he (robert) doesnt
oh wait…you think he is going to read this right, and that he’s going to thank you for supporting his hair cut …awww that’s so sweet…
anyway…congrats to the one who wrote this
you have the power to make ppl go mad and angry
good for you!!!
SEE YAAA
xoxo…
emo says
Twilight may have suckedto some, but for the audience it was intended for it was an amazing movie. so don’t judge, little critics, on a movie that has yet to appear, for while you fat men in suits may not like it, teenage girls who have read the books might.
you guys are lozers says
wtf you guys r mean i love taylor lautner and he does not look like he wets the bed you do ju-eeezzzzz ppl and stop making fun of the movie it was the awesomest movie ever ppl come on you guy do this cuz you have nothing better to do and your ticking off alot of twilight fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lua says
OMG!! I have never seen the dude with the shocking hair before. I guess I should get out more and mingle?
amused_as_hell says
This has got to be one of the funniest online wanks I have ever seen. Face it, girls – “Twilight” is wretched. It’s full of creepy, “overprotective” preternatural beings that force their will in one way or another on a high school girl, bordering dangerously on abusive behavior. Even creepier is the fact that all you sweet, impressionable young things are going to grow up thinking that it’s perfectly okay for a boyfriend to act like Edward does. You might even WANT him to!
“Twilight” is the worst thing to happen to adolescent culture since “The Best Little Girl in the World” made anorexia trendy back in the 1970s.
I love how the pro-Robert crowd seems to be coming out in droves to denounce the anti-Robert crowd as a bunch of “shallow”, “fat, ugly losers, WITHOUT boyfriends”, who are “jealous” and/or “fat 13 yr-old dike”s. Like it’s NOT shallow to spew hate at people who don’t agree with you. Like it’s NOT shallow to think “fat” is an insult. Like it’s NOT pathetically shallow to call someone a thirteen-year-old water-retaining structure because you don’t know how to spell “lesbian” or the epithets for that particular term. Look it up in your Redneck-English dictionary, I’m sure it’s in there.
I’m not fat. I’m not ugly. I’m not thirteen. I’m a perfectly intelligent 29-year-old man that’s older and wiser than you, that’s seen friends come stumbling and shattered out of abusive relationships, that’s horrified by the current trend of teenagers to self-destruct before they reach adulthood, and that sincerely hopes you work out some of that vitriol before you try to join society at large – because if I have to meet one more snotty, disrespectful, spoiled, over-the-top, arrogant, ignorant, overvalued, overprivileged, undereducated, vapid, hairsprayed “tween” diva, I just might lose all hope for the country.
And yes, I do have a beautiful wife.
robertluver4ever says
listen okay its his life he should b able to do watever he wants with his hair i no im just 13 but he is HOT either way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving One-Cent's Worth says
Chelsea,
I bet you’re hoping Pattinson reads your defending comment and attempts to contact you to start a romantic relationship with you, a foul-mouthed potty head. Tip: Guys don’t like girls that come across as aggressive and cuss a lot. Also, stars don’t end up with people that claim to love them yet don’t know them as a person. Especially, those that defend them with name calling. Fans are a million in one. Meaning, there are a million of you that are the same in the eyes of stars. I’m sure he’d rather have someone he views as unique and indifferent to his star status.
Honestly, in my opinion, which is no less/more valuable than your’s or anyone else’s, he looks creepy and half-drunk in most of his pics. I’m sure you could do a lot better and find someone more obtainable.
Chelsea wrote:
“Ok, I began reading this article and I was so, SO unbelievably ticked off. What the fuck?
Maree says
It’s so sad when people go this crazy over a danged haircut. We all get our hair cut. It’s something that happens. Twilight is overrated anyway!
IT SUCKS!
mackie says
is this the haircut?
—->>http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/robert-pattinson-short-cut.jpg
urghh says
ROBBBBERTS HOT STUFF DEFO =]
every other boy jus jealous cuz ur all buttaz compared ta him ..so go suck a donkey
robert
is simply amazing .. dazzling *everything
emo says
okay, amused, while i agree with you, i have to pull your card on something. one, not everyone here who is defending rob is a tweenie diva who wants a relationship with him, there are people here who just think the lad should be able to cut his hair without the world rejecting him as a person, two, dyke is another word for lesbian, and there are many people who cannot spell because of the world we live in with texting and internet spelling, three, you claimed it was shallow to think of fat people as an insult. you even listed further insults in your statement, but then you did exactly what you said you were against. “Redneck-English Dictionary”? come on, not everyone in the world who is not as intelligent as you think you are is a redneck or stupid. point four, what does your wife have to do with anything? five, there are girls who had been leading self destructive lives all over the world before twilight. i don’t think twilight influenced any behaviors. six, the only thing i found wrong with edward was how he snuck into bella’s room. that is a big no no, and any girl who is reading this, know, no guy is worth the trouble of sneaking in at night. you will get caught and that will end up in a huge mess, and you might never get to or want to see the guy again. speaking from experiance here. edward is protective, yes, but what is wrong with protective? i found it rather sweet, and yes, i have been in an abusive relationship. many, in fact. he cared about her, so he protected her from the most dangerous thing in the world: his kind.
addy says
now this whole thread is just fun to read. you girls should know that there are better vampire books out there: Anne Rice, even I Am Legend. i realize you’re only in your young, preteen years, but broaden your horizons when you’re older. for all our sakes.
erika says
Stuart, it is fine to have an opinion,we all have different preferences and it’s fine if he’s not your “type” no one will make u date him(not that u would have a chance anyway…ahem).but actors are people too, seriously think about it…majority people are UNATTRACTIVE! And we know it too! We don’t need it rubbed in anymore then is already obvious, seriously i pity any chick stupid enough to date u, she would NEVER feel good enough for you…why don’t u post your picture up there and show us what a “REAL” man looks like??
erika says
It’s just hair people it will grow back!Funny tho..i think i like him better with short hair…that having been said,his hair will always be a thing with most chicks,its just a women thing in general, so u might as well accept it babe. I have to disagree, however, his hair is NOT the “amazing” thing about him(sorry to burst your bubble Stewart),is it a bonus? Heck YA. I love blue eyes– bonus; a square jaw–bonus; height– definitely a bonus; British accent– holy freakin heck *melting*…. Stewart I would like to respect your opinion, but it’s utterly impossible because your entire argument is completely void of any such thing…don’t stoop to that level…state your thoughts,build a bridge and get over it, life will go on! Just as it did with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. The ONLY beef i have with twilight and mad fans is rob is NOT the ONLY HOT GUY ON THE FILM! The entire cast is oh so sexy… Jennie Garth’s husband.. next to robert?! i mean c’mon! Out of this entire blog i think i agree with comments 1-leah,3-leah,4-perry,9-ariane and 10- claire…u guys rock i wanna be friends with u! we could hava sleepover and watch twilight when it comes out on DVD! ;)
lostinphilly says
Stuart, you are just JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS! He’s beautiful and so sexy and HOT!! No matter how his hair is, he always looks awesome.
Lauren says
lmao. this made me laugh because it is true.
i like Robert Pattinson, but i laughed. but then again, i have a sense of humor, unlike many tweens here.
Nada$ says
A haircut wont change the fact that Robert Pattinson is gooorgoous … dude get over yourself
addy says
erika you’re dumb
Bella says
seriously… you shouldnt make such a big deal over a freakin haircut. it’ll grow back, GET OVER IT!
KC says
I’m not a tween…but I like Robert a lot. Mr. Heritage seems a bit jealous to me. Some people just can’t stand to see another’s success, no matter what. I don’t really think Robert likes the fact that people are making such a big deal about his hair, cut or uncut, anyway – apparently he doesn’t care about their opinions, since he did get it cut. It doesn’t matter what his hair is like, the rest of him looks so good, who cares?
Why not post a picture of yourself, Stuart, and see what kind of reactions you get?
firepegasus says
Whoa u r damn funny
I LIKE YA…
addy says
well the article isn’t about stuart, its about robert. and i don’t think stuart cares if a bunch of 12-18 yr old girls thinks he’s attractive or not. and i highly doubt he’s jealous, i make fun of bob dylan but i’m certainly not jealous of him. and robert probably couldn’t give a rats ass whether or not you people like his hair cut. its his hair. not yours.
Nikki says
Jealous much?
Who cares if he had a haircut? His hair was probably just extensions made for the movie anyway.
Secondly you, the writer, are simply jealous because you are probably a desperate virgin where as Robert is a sex god loved by millions of girls and woman world wide.
Eat your heart out Virgin douche bag.
guywithnothingtodo says
Robert has always been ugly and he always will be but he looked way better before the haircut.
Doesnt he know half the girls that liked him only liked his hair.
i think he is going to loose alot of fans
lust... says
This is the article is dumb! Just because someone get a hair cut they dont deserve to be trashed like this….i guess thats what comes with being so good lookin! Rob Pattinson is damn good lookin….i am married and would gladly divorce to be with him….i honestly dont believe he is a bubble headed celeb i think it is just a job!!! One thing i don know is God was just showing off when he made a man this good looking! i know who will be n my dreams tonight!
Tiffany says
I love rob pattinson, but I thought this was friggin funny…
erika says
lust…nikki, u are my new best friends,indeed God was definitely showing off! ;) I think u are right, i think it is just a job to him, which is kind of refreshing.
RawwrBecca says
Okay.This is my opinion.
Rob with his beautiful ruffled hair.Is gourgous.Fits the role of Edward perfectly with his hair.
He cut it..i have to say i was very surprised and upset.
But…think about it.It does grow back.It will all be fine. He does look hot with short hair.But in my opinion i liked it better long.Just my opinion.
But what i find seriously pathetic is the fact that people are making massive arguments because an actor…but his hair?
I mean im sorry but. GET OVER IT!
It really is pathetic.
And i just want to know this one thing.
IN THE MOVIE ‘NEW MOON’ IS HIS HAIR THE SAME AS IT WAS OR WAS IT SHORT?
Seishi says
Okay, stop saying, “It’s hair, it’ll grow back!” It’s getting on my nerves. Most of the people commenting this thing have already said that.
It’d be funny if this Stuart guy was sexier than Robert Pattinson. I’d die laughing.
erika says
oh and thanks addy for spelling my name correct, most people arent as intelligent enough, unlike you, to spell it my way…
Brandy says
Twilight is a horrible movie and Pattinson is really unattractive. Young ladies please watch Interview with the Vampire and find out what hot vampire or vampires look like. Better actors. Better script and director…and came from a better book.
irish gemini says
This fact is in the trivia of twilight on IMDB:
“Stephenie Meyer had her own personal cast before all the roles were officially casted. They including Emily Browning as Bella Swan, Henry Cavill as Edward Cullen, Charlie Hunnam as Carlisle Cullen, Mary-Louise Parker as Esme Cullen, Rachael Leigh Cook as Alice Cullen, Trent Ford as Jasper Hale, Tom Welling as Emmett Cullen and Olivia Wilde as Rosalie Hale.”
irish gemini says
Its a huge improvement. Why wouldn’t they listen to her.
Sylvia says
“re: amused_as_hell Says: December 27th, 2008 at 8:39 pm -This has got to be one of the funniest online wanks I have ever seen. Face it, girls –
claud says
I think that we shouldnt spend so much time writing about famous people who dont know we exist i agree that robert pattinson is a very attractive guy and that most of the guys that are posting are mostly just jealous of how most girls find him attractive but if you spend this much time honestly carring about how rob pattinsons hair is then we as a society are falling down a slope of bad times.
twilight wasnt even that great of a movie the book was much better and if they would have had two less attractive main characters noone would have seen it
gabi says
i have to say, even though i think robert pattinsons a sexy beast, this article cracked me up. your funny. whoever wrote it.
LOVE YOU ROBERT!
addy says
erika: don’t butter me up, i could care less if you’re super proud that i spelled your name right, i already know that i’m smarter than just about everyone who’s commented here, and that’s mainly because i’m much older.
and i don’t understand the jealously thing. just because the guys that commented think robert pattinson is dumb and unattractive, its certainly not because they’re jealous, its because they’re right.
if you girls are into vampires, WATCH BETTER VAMPIRE MOVIES!! or read better vampire books, you must must know that the twilight series is crap compared to other vampire literature. and if its the creepy guy w/ the ugly everything, then you all have terrible taste and you’re brainwashed and blinded by sexual tension. and if its the love story?? read nicholas sparks.
i can’t wait for the twilight craze to be over.
rae says
HAHAHA … this article is very funny!
I love Robert Pattinson, but this is hilarious. I bet Robert himself would think it’s funny ;-)
irish gemini says
Thank you addy…I had my teenagers and their friends watch “Interview with a Vampire” the day after we wasted money to see Twilight to prove the same piont you’ve mentioned and they decided then and there Twilight was crap.
As far as having great hair, everyone in Interview had better hair then bobble head Pattinson.
black rose says
Rob Pattinson is beautiful and charming. He is incredulously modest which is one of his many characteristics that I positively adore. He is an incredibly talented actor and musician. He is funny, witty, and yes he is charasmatic!! With his sexy tousled hair or without he is still perfect in every way.
Rob P?...Mama likey!! says
Had to comment here people,finding it too hard not to!!
We all have our own opinions and unfortunately some people can not be made to realize that their opinion is not necessarily the ONLY one.
Have to say I enjoyed all of the books and the movie as well. Were the books great pieces of literature or the movie the best directed/scripted cinemagraphic piece since “Gone with the Wind”? No sadly to both,but…
The Twilight series did something I feel is truly amazing, it made not only MY daughter but millions of othe kids start reading!!! They read this saga for PURE PLEASURE,,.and alot of Mom’s and Dad’s as well!! I say Hurray for Stephenie Meyer for this.
We need to give credit where credit is due to our kids,you’d be suprised at how many kids realize that this is a work of fiction and no the difference between right and wrong!
I also noticed the issues throughout the series that people have brought. The hints of an abusive relationship,stalking, etc. I truly didn’t agree with Edward sneaking in to watch her sleep or spending every night with her but as for the other issues, I really don’t see them the same way as others do (even though at first I felt exactly the same), we have to remember that Edward was from a completely different time and era from Bella. Although on the outside he appeared to be just an average HS kid raised in the late 90’s/early new millenium but Edward’s thoughts and way of speaking at times reminds us that he is from an era so definitively different than ours. Men in the early 1900’s protected their loved ones. Over protective? Maybe. But abusive, I don’t believe so. And again, with these ideas representing themselves throughout the series we need to trust in our children. I had long discussions with my 13 yo regarding these ideas and was suprised in her ability to identify a lot of them on her own and to question how right they were. Our kids are smarter than they let on, they hide a lot of it from us so we don’t expect more from them. :)
Ok, well very long winded- I guess I am like Stephenie and unable to write a short story(or respnse)!
Peace out dawg!
Sarah says
so this is what the female version of the “my penis is whatever, is that normal?” thread would look like.
twilight fan says
I think Rob is very handsome always with a cut or long hair He is FANTASTIC !!!! ets el millor maco
re: haircut says
Ithink his haircut is ok.knda reminds me of Mr Jolie. Oh excuse me,Brad Pitt. Personally, I preferred it longer but hey, it is his choice-not ours
He looks so different. Maybe he did it on purpose so that he can leave his home and not be attacked-maybe not even recognized. He has stated he is afraid of the large crowds and the nutjob fans (my words,not his)
bob says
@re: haircut comment:
Did you all hear that you lonely, ugly, simple, tasteless “nutjob fans”!?! Pattinson fears you all. The hot ones are okay in small numbers.
HT says
Good God I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on all this fun. Wow. This must be like the longest comment thread I’ve like ever seen on Hecklerspray!!1!
Nice hair piece, Stuart (see what I did there?), but my all-time favourite remains the one where Posh Spice cut her hair and everyone was like oh my god she cut her hair.
lisa says
hey so what if he cut his hair it grows back so dont have a fit and lose ur mind just because he cut it
cyndi says
Did I say “loneley,ugly,simple,tasteless”!??
Being elevated to star status over night has to be extremely scary. He is mobbed everywhere he goes now and can’t go out and do thimgs that he has always been able to do in the past because he is so recognizable.
I say “nutjobs” because I can’t imagine acting that way towards another human being. I have met several celebrities during my life and. some were one’s that I really liked and even in my 20’s I didni”t act all crazy and nutty
So Bob, don’t take what I said and turn it into something completely different. I wrote exactly what I wanted to say.
Hollie =] says
Whoever wrote this article must be a pathetic, self absorbed, masochistic loser with the mental maturity of a 2 year old. Insulting both the fans of Robert Pattinson, AND Twilight? Charming work, you must be VERY pleased with yourself.
Meredith_Claire says
Omg! it’s Just HAIR! It WILL grow back! it’s not the end of the world just cause a dreamy sweet british actor cuts his hair!
Ellie.x says
LOL go you Hollie ;)
“The way it yielded to the breeze without ever giving in to frizziness. The way it remained upright even when Robert chased and killed that deer in the woods. The way that the sheer amount of gel needed to maintain the illusion that Robert Pattinson doesn
romeena says
im sorry but i think this is the biggest crap on the planet ! twilight was amazing and the movie was not amazing coz of his hair … it is extremely sexy and stuff but it will be back for new moon AFTER ALL HAIR GROWs U KNOW !!!! tchh bullshit !
this is a load of crap says
you know what i realy think you need to get a life because twilight was awesome. its a romance and it wasnt ment to be all goory and bloody like vampire movies coz it is a ROMANCE NOVEL AND FILM not a horror/ thriller!! … mayb it wasnt as good as the book which was expected cz of the time limit but it was pretty good . secondly taylor lautner is awesome there is nothing wrong with him . third its just hair it grows – he can do what he wants with it even though i prefer it long . he is however still gorgeous. fourth i hve proof that guys r just jealous cz i have frends that hve admitted it so ye… lastly ROBERT PATTINSON IS PERFECT IN ANY WAY AND MUCH MORE TALENTED THAN ANY OF U HATERS OUT THERE !ID LIKE TO SEE U PLAY PIANO, GUITAR ,MODEL, ACT, SING AND BE GORGEOUS AT THE SAME TIME!!! dont talk unless u know what you are talking about coz if you are going to make up bullshit dont bother!
euclid says
Woo hoo! It’s an idiot parade!
OMG U R TOTALLEY H8Rs N Jellous!!!
If we combined this thread with the World
Largest Penis thread we could subsume the entire
Interwebs! How about a post on Pattinson’s
penis hair? (!) (?) (!) Bet we break 300 on that one.
Joke Police says
I am not going to add a comment to this thread, as I don’t want to overtake The World’s Biggest Penis.
Homie !? says
Why in the wold cut your hair?!
J Bollocks says
I’m not going to call Joke Police a penis because …
Fuck it ,. JP you’re a dick
addy says
still laughing at these comments. and not all vampire stuff is bloody/gory, dumbass ‘load of crap’ person.
and for the record, i bet robert has a small penis. lets see what drama that one causes.
irish gemini says
Its Okay Addy. Robbie looks & acts like someone who wishes he could change it to a vagina.
drama instigations a go!!!!!
cyndi says
Boring Addy.no one is going to “rise” to that one. Try again!!
Look, Bob posted and ran!
twiztid says
You people are unf@*%ingbelievable!
Blondy86 says
Guys , you`ve gone mad. How can u debate so much on someone`s new haircut? u seem sick . at least the person who wrote that bullshit has serious issues . if he doesnt like the guy , why the fuck does he concentrate on writing sarcastic stuff which btw are so not funny! dude , how can u criticize his voice? i bet u sound like u`re taking a shit when u sing … so give the “poor” guy some rest. it`s ridiculous.
and the guys who dislike him or are indifferent: how did u end up on this site? and why did u post here? dont wanna offend anybody , but u seem like a bunch of 10 years old retards … are u so stoned that u woke up leaving replies here? do u see yourselves so freakin funny, like mike strutter? hahaha bad comparison , it sounds like i`m offending him :))
good night god bless !
cyndi says
=)
Looks like Addy posted and ran too!!
=)
addy says
naw, this is saved in my favorites. i’m not afraid of virtual comments left by 13yr olds. or 13yr olds, for that matter. sooo eat me.
ValsGal says
This article was funny, point blank. It was meant to be taken as a joke. No need to get serious about it.
I only became a big Robert Pattinson fan after reading the Twilight book, and then watching Twilight a second time. Before then, for months I didn’t get what all the fuss is about. Actually, I didn’t know who the hell he was until I looked up his name online. A lot of girls fell for him being “Edward” instead of just being “Robert”. This character made him who he is.
If you’re a fan, then be a fan.
If you’re not, then don’t be.
But don’t go defending the guy like he needs to be defended. I’m pretty sure he gets enough pressure as it is being in the spotlight.
Laugh at the article, then move on.
cyndi says
Same here, that’s the way I was too ValsGal. Not into Harry Potter so didn;t make the connection. Had read the books back in Oct.to see what was making my daughter and her friends so gaga!!
Addy, my daughter is
13. But you’d have to tack on quite a few more years for me. =(
And no thanks, I throw out leftovers!
On my faves too! =)
Pretty sure I’ll ttyl. *sigh*
cyndi says
Same here, that’s the way I was too ValsGal. Not into Harry Potter so didn;t make the connection. Had read the books back in Oct.to see what was making my daughter and her friends so gaga!!
Addy, my daughter is
13. But you’d have to tack on quite a few more years for me. =(
And no thanks, I throw out leftovers!
On my faves too! =)
Pretty sure I’ll ttyl. *sigh*
twilight freak says
i think tht the new hair is ok but i loved long hair thing he had goin 4 him. but i still love him anyway n all the ppl tht dnt like him need 2 sum help in the biy department
omg all u haters are losers says
omg all u haters must think ur pretty cool…. so wat if he got a hair cut ITS JUST HAIR AND IT GROWS BACK and mod unless u kno robert personaly u shouldnt acuse somthing as serious as autism and all u haters are just mean ppl who dont have any thing better to do that act like a bunch of jerks and make fun of ppl u dont really even kno in the slightest and so wat if u have a problem with me go ahead flip out or swear at me idc and also
i love u robert u are my fav actor and u are ahmazing keep acting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ps all u haters must have a prooblem with ur self estime
molly says
I simply want to say I am not a teenager;I am just an average woman who happens to be a huge fan of Robert Pattinson.He is a kind man who deserves respect.His hair does not make him who he is.He is a very talented musician and actor! With that said if you can’t be nice, please do us all a favor and take a long jump off a very tall cliff!
addy says
can any of the twilight fans name another movie that robert pattinson has been in w/out looking him up? epic fail if you can’t.
green says
I agree with addy and Irish. The Twilight Books were good when you got through all the fluff. Poor editing.
I prefer Harry Potter. Books were great, loved the first two movies, the rest were average.
sydney says
hes in a harry potter movie
addy says
specific
Weiner says
Fuck you, the Twilight movie & Robert rocks!
green says
Goblet of fire…he was killed “YAY”
rhi-anna;x says
It
candy says
I just don’t see any reason and justification for the hate comments. Granted that the guy is in the entertainment business, thus exposing himself to public scrutiny but in doing so he asked to be judged by his craft and not by his popularity. It is not the guy’s fault that fans are crazy about him. It is not his fault he is suddenly popular no matter how people may think it undeserved. He performed his job. Criticize him, but he does not deserve your hate, or your insult.
candy says
harry potter goblet of fire, the haunted airman, the bad mother’s handbook, little ashes, not shown yet, the summer house, the ring of the nebulungs, i’m not sure if i spelled that right, and how to be
cyndi says
To Candy, u go girl!!!!
Uu go girl!!!
Y
Joke Police says
Yeah, UU go candy, way to work the internet omg lol!!!!
TwilightFan says
k .. its gonna grow back before new moon. relax.
SoHo says
Wow! I don’t have any idea how I got to this site, must have really been bored,but this is the best entertainment I’ve had in a long time! I didn’t know anything about Twilight..never heard of it. My 19 yr. old daughter got her boyfriend to take her to see it after all her friends were going nuts over it. She came home, woke me up and told me how she couldn’t quit smiling through the entire movie. She drug me with her when she saw it a second time. I honestly sat through most of it saying..what? huh? because I had no idea what it was about. I did notice the Edward character and spent most of my time feeling sorry for him, like I wanted to give him a hug and tell him it would be ok. When it was over I thought yeah that was pretty good. Then my daughter read all the books…all she reads are college textbooks! She made me read them…I fell in love with the story..no matter how left field it is..it’s still a very tender love story..without all the sex! And I must admit that Rob is a very nice looking kid! The thing that gets me is he really has the ‘it’ factor. It’s hard to explain but to me it’s like watching Johnny Depp…he can just draw you into his character…yes he does have ‘it’. I really look forward to watching him grow and spread his wings as an actor. I think he will only get better with time.
addy says
ew… pattinson should never be compared to johnny depp.
and all the ‘hate’ he’s getting on here will NEVER GET BACK TO HIM.
mollie says
i live in london and saw rob not so long ago in a pub, he cut his hair because everyone kept going on about it, he wishes people would stop making it such a big deal. its only hair!
the guys human hes just trying to make a living and is succeeding so doesnt really matter what is said on here, it makes no difference to him.
and to be honest hes actually a pretty nice guy.
but got to give it to stu was a funny to read anyway.
message to everyone
its only words.. stop taking it so seriously.. rob doesnt.
and the guy is only human. no ones perfect
sydney says
i luv robert not only cause his good looks but cause hes a good actor and very nice!!!
alex says
Omg don’t b so hard on him he’s pretty stupid 4 cutting his hair i agree there.But u never know what might happen so yesh.His hair might grow back soon enough 4 da movie.
Edwardisbeautiful says
Oy,
I hope his hair grows out enough fornew moon
inyurrheartx3x says
heyyy . rob pattinsons rly hott. except for his big headd. its distracting from his beautyy.
hit me upp on aim!
-Edwards Lover xoxoxox says
This movie is not all about blood and gore because its not suppose to be. Its suppose to be a romance about two star-crossed lovers. And for a movie Twilight was pretty awesome. But the books were a bit more better. Also Even though robert Pattinson cut off the dreamy hair i loved,i mean loved he’s still gorgeous. But, seriously i hope it grows back,sorry Robert, its just it was like your look.
Your very own personal look that would be impossible for anyone else to look hot in. Still love ya though.
-Edwards Lover xoxoxox says
Oh mollie that last comment about he only being is nicley worded and so true though i don’t really agree with you on no one is perfect because he is!
P.s I love you Robert… I have watched the movie 27 times… never gets old… you and the cast did a great Job! Love ya!
Emmett says
Robert patttinson ruined his gorgeous hair so now he looks ugly!!!!!!!!!!! =[
Edwards Lover xoxoxox says
I miss his old un kept looking hair! It was so dreamy,Sexy,Amazing,hot,and gorgeous!I know it’ll grow back but till then i have to look at his GI Joe buzz cut. No offense Robert, like i’ve said a thosand times, YOUR own look! YOURS!
still Love ya!
Ps. I am your biggest fan ever! EEEEPPPPPP! LOVE YA FOREVER!
-Edwards Lover xoxoxox says
I LOVE TWILIGHT! I COULD BE LIKE THE WRITER MYSELF BECAUSE I KNOW LIKE EVERYTHING INCLUDING ROBERT PATTINSON IS FREAKIN HOT,NO NOT HOT SEXY WITH HIS OLD LOOK!
what a bunch of haters says
Addy, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry potter and the order of the phoenix, how to be, vanity fair, unbound captives, Eclipse, new Moon, twilight, remember me, so yeah before you judge, know your stuff.
rawr2552 says
hilarious. completely bashes any twihards and their love for the rape and pillage of any decent vampire lore. love reading the freakouts. the books are well written, but everything else about them and the movies suck. two thumbs up.