Comments on: Robert Pattinson: Definitely Not The Funny-Haired New Spider-Man

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:06:49 +0000

the power to make teenage girls fail to spell simple words correctly on the internet

Way to prove a point, douchebag.

“4RM”?!
I can only assume that’s supposed to mean “from”?! What a contemptible moron you truly are. It doesn’t even sound like “from” phonetically. if anything, it would be “form”. “form the author to the actors”?!

Do yourself a favour. Stop spending your time reading Hecklerspray articles involving your beloved “R-Patz” that will obviously only make you cry, and spend a little more time reading dictionary.com.

LOLZ!
*rolls eyes*

By: Puff the Magic Dragon

Puff the Magic Dragon — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:28:23 +0000

I don’t think this is strictly called journalism, I think you’ll find its more along the lines of entertainment writing.

By: Alina

Alina — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:34:55 +0000

jeeez )
you are really bitter..you should relax a little bit..
and your article..you call this journalism?
well, good luck next time you write an article.

By: Puff the Magic Dragon

Puff the Magic Dragon — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:32:34 +0000

I mean:

o my god, RoBeRt PaTtErnson ttly RLZ! ******~~~~~~^““`^~~~~~~~*****

u r sum kind of non-Rob luvr. u shood b ashamd ov yrself.

By: Puff the Magic Dragon

Puff the Magic Dragon — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:25:42 +0000

I Jizz HS.

By: jmt

jmt — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 11:34:38 +0000

wats wid this twilight fixation dude???…are u being paid for constantly abusing everything affiliated with twilight..right 4rm the author to the actors???..u r sick!!!please do something useful…i mean to say..”STOP WRITING”…gosh!!

By: Kitsune

Kitsune — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:41:16 +0000

Haha… Twilight is based off a book.. the book came before Batman Begins. And if you think Batman Begins is what started the “Brooding Movies” You must be like ten or twelve years old.

By: Carebear

Carebear — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:44:53 +0000

Dude, I think you are hot. Be your best in what you do and I am a Edward fan and See you in the next movie of Twilight sage and I can’t wait for the next movie. SEE YOU IN THE MOVIE.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:03:29 +0000

You are one twisted, jealous loser. Pattinson didn’t want his songs in the Twilight movie-Catherine Hardwicke had to continually bug him to let her even hear his music. He declined to have any of his songs in New Moon, and the cd sales have suffered for it. Grow up-fame is fleeting and we’ll just have to wait and see how Pattinson does in Remember Me and Bel Ami. Then you can judge his acting ability. His fans fault M Rosenburg’s flakey script for the zombie like acting in the two Twilight movies. Personally, I like Hardwicke’s take on Twilight better than Weitz but you can’t please everyone all the time-especially-YOU!

By: Catman

Catman — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:39:56 +0000

Twilight came later. After ‘Batman Begins’, suddenly everyone wanted to be brooding. That’s the one that spawned this new brood of movies.

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:40:00 +0000

Dude – you need to calm down, your Robert Pattinson obsession is going to give you an ulcer. Nice recycling of your Guardian article, I hope they pay you well for plagiarizing yourself.