Hey! We’ve been pointing out that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have the acting chops of a ball of wool between them and now, someone else who people will trust, deride or, in our case, use the opinion of to back up our half-hearted claims, have backed up our half-hearted claims.
That’s right kiddiekins! There’s news that will no doubt see Twilighters throwing themselves on the floor and screaming in disgust and outrage!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both been nominated for a Razzie Award.
Now, if you don’t know what the Razzie Awards are, they’re pretty much the opposite of the Oscars. That means the awards highlights the worst performances in film rather than the best. Also, they’re not nearly as influential and don’t really get many cocaine dealers hanging around the show itself.
Anyway, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse has a whopping nine nominations, which include Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for worst actor and actress respectively.
The whole cast of Eclipse has hilariously been put forward for Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble category and David Slade is up for Worst Director.
Pattinson will have to fend off Taylor Lautner for his role in Valentines Day, Jack Black for Gulliver’s Travels and Gerard Butler for his stint in The Bounty Hunter.
Stewart meanwhile is facing opposition from Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus for the Worst Actress.
Feel free to snigger or be outraged in the comments.
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kaymal says
I am outraged!! Where’s the Tourist?!!!
ATE says
OMG this is the first time i got on this website this is mean really mean one day they both Rob and kristen will get plenty of Oscars and ya wont say shit.
Mark says
No one is surprise. Jennifer Aniston is a rotten actress. She is just flat and vapid.
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Megan Fox are terrible and deserve a razzie. So sick of the movie industry over hyping them up and throwing them in our face because they personally lust after them.
Amy says
You know Halle Berry got an Oscar the same year she won a Razzie Award.
I have seen worse stuff out there. The Tourist, The Bounty Hunter, that Jack Black movie, and so on.
Lol says
You can always tell when a Jen fan is still hung up in the triangle after 6 years. The article has nothing to do with Jolie.
marlena says
Ha, this is funny. NO WAY there going to win these Razzie awards because they should not be nominated in the first place. y’all will be laughing when later in the years when they both become extremely dedicated at successful actors when they start winning OSCARS and ACADEMY AWARDS.
Moab Bomb says
Oscars AND academy awards? Nice one, you chit’lin slurping slubberdegullion.
Wembly Fraggle says
Heck, I bet that all y’all likes both kinds o’ music: country AND western.
*spits tobaccy juice into bucket with an audible yet physically impossible ‘P-TING!’*
Jae says
Some of the very best actors and actresses such as Richard Gere, Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Kim Basinger, Sharon Stone, Barbra Striesand, Kirk Douglas, Uma Thurman have all been winners or have been nominated for Razzies, so what is your point?