We’re sure that everyone involved in the making of the criminally awful and unremarkable?Two and a Half Men aren’t remotely bitter about what’s happened with Charlie Sheen.
We’re also?pretty certain'that the fact they want to carry on the show without him was a tough, heartbreaking decision they didn’t come to lightly.
But most of all we’re completely convinced that by considering and?offering the role to?a better looking, more talented, less sweaty?and most importantly MORE IMPRESSIVE CELEBRITY SHAGGER, namely Rob Lowe, will not irk Charlie Sheen to the point where his head literally blows up like that baddie in Big Trouble in Little China.
Yes Hollywood bosses?want? chin-tastic Rob Lowe to take over from Chuck ‘I messed this up big time’ Sheen and play the smug ?jingle writing brother of Duckie from Pretty in Pink and of course?the uncle of that fat kid who’s name we didn’t bother googling.
Ah…Rob Lowe.
You may remember Rob Lowe from such movies as Wayne’s World and The Outsiders. Or perhaps from TV shows like The West Wing and Californication. No? Well we’re sure you’ll remember that he was once in an underage girl and her mate in a Paris hotel room and cleverly taped it all before going to rehab and pretending to therapists he didn’t want to shag everything that moved anymore.
Well, until his nanny claimed that he’d been waving his penis around in her general direction and everyone went to court to shout at each other.
But we don’t care really. We like Rob Lowe and we kind of like the fact that Two and a Half Men is destined to be?a sex fiend sitcom, where the main character can obviously only be played by someone who’s had the police at their door after sexy time.
Rob Lowe is essentially much cooler than Mr Sheen?and everyone, including machete boy will also be aware of?this.?We are rather excited to see how the little mentalist reacts to the news.
Very publicly we hope.
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