Nothing says “Fuck you, bitch” quite like shooting back at your Queen of the Petty Hoes ex by releasing a sock line with her former arch nemesis a.k.a. your teenage sister; which is exactly what Rob Kardashian did.
Rob got together with Kylie Jenner, the now most artificially made spawn of Kris (sorry Kimmy), to come up with a Arthur George x Kylie Shop sock line. As far as I can tell, the socks will be the only items featured in the Kylie Shop that aren’t just a directly ripped off design from a clothing line by a woman of colour.
The three pairs of sock feature a pair with a knit picture of Kylie’s face that looks almost as wonky as Kylie’s real face, one with “I Heart Lip Kits” on the bottom, which is just about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, and a pair that seems to be Kylie’s hand throwing up a middle finger, but her middle finger looks EXACTLY like a poorly drawn cartoon dick.
Like, are thy supposed to look like that? Is that the joke?
I mean, it makes 100% sense that as soon as Blac Chyna throws a restraining order on Rob’s ass he’d go release a sock line with Kylie. 1) Kylie will forever and always be Chyna’s mortal enemy. Someday Kylie will be reading a story to little Dream and Dream will be like “Aunt KyKy, where do babies come from?” and Aunt KyKy will be like “Well Dream, you came just from the perfect mixture of hoeness, pettiness, hatred, and self-loathing. Your hoe ass mom hated me so much and was so next level petty that she started putting moves on my brother Robert, who was so full of self-loathing that he was blinded by your mom’s giant fake ass and they made you: the ultimate petty revenge baby!” 2) As much as Kylie 2.0 boils my blood, homegirl makes A LOT of money. I even have a lip kit and love it (not enough to wear some dumb ass socks that say “I Heart Lip Kits”, but you get it!), so those socks will probably sell out and make Rob a good bit of money. Money Chyna currently can’t touch because her ass got cut off financially (which might lead to her ACTUAL ass being cut off. I assume there’s a payment plan on that thing).
So, all in all, this was probably a good move for Rob.
You can take away his dignity, his Instagram account, his self respect, and his ability to come within 100 feet of you, but, goddammit Blac Chyna, you will never take away his sock line!