I’m just going to go right ahead and put it out there: Kris Jenner is an evil genius. I’ve been joking for months that she was the one behind this whole Blac Chyna and Rob thing because home girl knows how to bring in those ratings for Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
I assume she’s also an executive producer of Rob and Chyna’s new E! reality show, which means, along with her partner in crime, UsWeekly, she’s got to stir up some drama to build interest in the series. Cue her using her puppetmaster ways to manipulate the media into thinking Rob and Chyna had a brief break up.
Last week, Rob unfollowed his pregnant fiancé, Chyna, on Instagram and deleted all of his posts. OF COURSE, UsWeekly had the scoop, and OF COURSE it had to do with the couple filming their new reality show.
According to UsWeekly, Rob got insecure and stressed out during the filming of their show because he hasn’t done reality tv in so long (the poor thing). Apparently he got really sooky and him and Chyna had a big blow up fight so Rob, being the mature, 29-year-old father-to-be that he is, unfollowed his babymama on Instagram and then deleted all of his pictures of her. Classic Rob. He’s pretty much a 14-year-old girl who thinks the best thing to do when someone pisses you off is to erase their existence from your social media. That’ll show them!
To keep the story going, UsWeekly also did a story about how Chyna attended Kris Jenner’s mother’s birthday party wit the entire Kardashian/Jenner crew, but Rob wasn’t present. THEN they did a follow up story about how the pressures of filming caused Rob and Chyna to break up for a few hours but things are good now, and OF COURSE, the cameras were filming during all this shit, so make sure you tune in to the first season of Rob and Chyna to get all the totally legit and not at all staged for ratings behind the scenes details.
Side note: I love how I come on this blog and make fun of people who could not give less of a fuck about my existence when, in reality, I am a grown woman who has seen the movie Ernest Scared Stupid over a thousand times. I am in no way joking about that. I got the movie on VHS when I was 11 and wore the tape out. Then I got it on DVD when I was 20, and on blu ray when I was 26. WHO THE FUCK OWNS ERNEST SCARED STUPID ON BLU RAY??? Me. I do. And I watch it all the time. No one understands more than me that I have no right to be judging anyone. But, you know, here we are!