Rita Cosby: Yuh-Huh, Birkhead & Stern Did Too Boinkity-Boink-Boink

hecklerspray has never been more interested in celebrity gossip than what we are now. There's all sorts of good gossip going on. Britney lost her kid's custody, Angelina Jolie might be some sort of alien - hideous on her planet but comely on ours, and apparently Bill Bixby just died or something.

Yes, celebrity news is at an all time fevered pitch, and then the Larry Birkhead/Howard Stern sex romp got dropped on us. Now that's the kind of thing you just can't make up - unless of course somebody actually did just make it up. You remember a month or so ago when Rita Cosby put out a book or something claiming the two Anna Nicole counterparts were sexually involved. The whole world gasped but then the two men threatened a lawsuit, clearing their good name but sullying Cosby's.

Well she's not having it. Rita is reasserting her allegations, and this time she's coming out with witness who has a real name and everything. With this kind of complex and complicated soap opera going on, it's a wonder why Smith's reality TV show was so painful.

Incidentally, we'd never actually heard the Jolie thing up there. Lets all try to spread it though.

Rita Cosby says Larry Birkhead and Howard Stern had a very sexy time together on at least one occasion. Birkhead and Stern then came back saying that such a thought is disgusting, and neither of them is usually even attracted to the other one. We say we hope the whole thing's not true - because if one of them ends up pregnant the world might have to relive that paternity thing again. We don't want that, do we?

Cosby's back though, and she brought a witness who attests to knowing somebody who saw the video of the two former Anna Nicole southern-spelunkers having it right off. Together. With each other. Sexually. Together. Allegedly the film is real movie quality - with a plot and everything. As we understand it there's vegetables hidden somewhere and the two of them do their best probing around until the celery is bumped into.

Well we made that last bit right up. What we didn't make up though, is that Access Hollywood just got some audio in which Cosby interviews a man (Lincoln Baines) who knows some former Smith-nannies that told him at least one of them saw the tape, and that nanny actually saw Anna Nicole watching the tape too. Sounds incredibly believable so far, right? Maybe?

The interview contains segments of Cosby asking questions like:

“Can I just ask you then, again just off the record too, was it just Nadine who saw it or was it both of them who saw it?”

To which Lincoln answered:

“I think it was just Nadine. I can let them confirm with you tomorrow, but I know for sure that Nadine saw it.”

With that information in mind its interesting to note the lawyer of the women Bain says saw the tape, well their lawyer denies it all:

“Despite what might be on this audio tape that purports to be a conversation between Rita Cosby and Lincoln Bain, the two nannies have not seen a tape in which that they can confirm that Howard and Larry appear in it.”

Not convinced? Hear it all for yourself.

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