Rihanna?s father has said that he feels sorry for his daughter’s ex-fella, Chris Brown. Why? Well apart from not being nearly as successful as Rihanna and making the kind of music that even Usher would turn his nose up at, Papa Ri pities Brown because of his impressive fall from grace.
As well you know, Chris Brown was sentenced to five years’ probation and six months’ community labour after he confessed to punching, biting and choking Rihanna in his car.
In case you didn’t know, normal car activities include squeaking a chamois leather on a steamed-up window and pissing around with the CD player for ages before you start driving around in it.
Of course, since that troubling time, Rihanna has gone on to be one of the most outrageously successful popstars in recent memory and, ironically enough, has played with bondage and S&M imagery in her work… a world that probably includes getting punched, bitten and choked.
All the while, stupid ol’ Chris has struggled to sell out shows and shops have refused to stock his records (possibly because they’re substandard R ‘n’ B jams that add nothing to the world).
And so, wanting a slice of the spotlight pie and presumably, some easily made financial gravy, Rihanna?s father Ronald Fenty, who we haven’t heard much from, is ready to start opening and closing his mouth to talk about something he’s invariably got no idea about.
That’s because he’s a recovering drug addict.
That said, at the time of the attack, good ol’ Ronald was horrified when he heard about it all and publicly condemned Chris.
?It was really tough seeing the pictures of her beaten up. But I have forgiven him. He has lost so much from one stupid mistake. So me making him feel even worse makes no sense. I feel sorry for him now.?
Of course, Ronald is hoping that Rihanna shows him the same kind of patronising pity that he’s doling out to Brown right now.
Let us not forget that Rihanna had a rotten childhood thanks to her dad’s penchant for toxins and recently, she had to send him home from one of her tours due to his naughty behaviour. Silly bugger.
Like all dad’s who are recovering from something dreadful, he’s all teary and emotional when talking about his daughter, who isn’t a royal bollock. Of course, she gets her talent from his side of the family (surprise, surprise) and he even found time to talk about her breasts, which is appropriate.
?Her mom says Robyn takes after her but I know the singing is definitely from me. My mom and dad sing but it skipped a generation with me.?
“Robyn has special charisma. She’s charming, smart and witty – she’s a complete package. They didn’t have to do anything to her. She didn’t have to get no fake boobs or nothing.”
?These celebrities live in a different world. They get whatever they want given to them on a plate. But Robyn’s not like that – she still likes her chicken and boiled eggs.?
So there you have it. Pity for Chris Brown and boiled eggs for Rihanna. Just don’t offer crackpipes to Rihanna’s dad, okay?
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zania says
I say move on and Leave Chris Brown alone. He has been through enough. The media keep attacking for that one day. When the judge is saying how wonderful he is doing. You say Rihanna father don’t know what he’s talking about. I am sure he knows his daughter and Chris better than you. Its 2011 no more dogging Chris out, after Martin Luther day just past learn how to forgive, love and peace out.
PalmBeachBitch says
I wish these insecure morons (Rihanna and her family) would quit talking about Chris Brown. They don’t know anything and I’m sick of the victim card and how they like to judge. Leave the past in the past and give credit to what’s happening today!
Yep says
Yep you’re right. They don’t know anything, well aside from the fact that he beat the crap out of her. And since he did beat the crap out of her that does make her the victim, no card required knucklehead. As far as judging, he’s been judged, he was found guilty. It’s just too bad that he can’t be locked up for subjecting the public to his piss poor whiny music.
King Makers says
Look just say hi to his dick and fuck off! You hatred is too obvious in this stupid blog.
King Makers says
You’ve twisted the man’s words and intentions to your negative desires. CB gave you and many others who take time to express their hatred especially like yours, say hi to his dick, and stop trying to suck it. Dad knows his daughter, and clearly have been through life himself. His statement is powerfull indeed & you people just need to get a life. The more you try to blackmale him, the more we love him, so do yourselves a favour, QUIT TRYING TO SPOIL CHRIS BROWN’S NAME!. Shame on all of you that still wouldnt get over Rihanna relationship issues, is there nothing more important in the world that requires you stupid attention? CB wasnt the man that beat you in your relationship! In fact how many people can boast of ONLY ONE mistake in their life time? i know you cant, No one except CB can. Food for thought, you hyprocritic ignoramuse morons.
jamie says
not nearly as successful as rihanna? where the hell do you get off saying that? those 2 have been in the business the same amount of time and increased each others popularity when they were dating. usher and chris brown are like bffs so this article is just plain stupid. get ur facts straight before you start bashing someone.
HA says
Give him some crack. What a jerk. It must run in the family to continue talking about Chris Brown to the media. Crack it up Fenty family.
Jessica says
How about Rihanna and herFamily can talk about whoever they fucking want to and if you don’t like it you could fall off a Cliff bitch! Chris FLOP Brown aint Shit to talk about with his mixtape making ass! SMFH
Loose says
This is stupid article, Rihanna’s DAD IS ACTING IGNORANT! A lot of people haven’t forgave Chris but if they were honest with the world AND THEMSELVES, they would absolutely without a doubt acknowledge how much MORE talented Chris Brown is then Rihanna. I mean have you HEARD HER LIVE? It’s dreadful i.e: AMA’s. Rihanna has SOME good records but not in comparison with Chris! I mean Chris Brown has the WHOLE PACKAGE: Sing, Dance, Act, Draw, generosity, AND play instruments, etc ONE MISTAKE DOES NOT defy him of those characteristics and qualities. I’m happy to say Chris STILL HAS his REAL fans! & I’m glad to say I stood by him SINCE ’05 long before the “Incident” One act of immaturity tho: Rihanna AND He dad can jump of Chris’s clit.
me says
oh woe is me for Chris Brown for the Chris Brown apologists.. he clearly has anger /misogynistic issues… he aint no victim… and I dont feel sorry for him or his ‘career’ …so tired of people making excuses for ‘stars’ like him… PLUS his ‘music’ sucks except for ‘Deuces’
Cuz says
I really don’t care, but wanted to type this: Usher turn his nose up? With a song like More or DJ got us falling in love, he can’t turn his nose up ever at Chris.
Usher should look to Chris on how to perform because sadly usher lost it. He can’t sing and dance at the same time without losing his breath. I want my money back. His concert sucked.
As for Chris’ he had RNB song go #1 for 9 weeks, yeah 3X is a succesful song right now on the pop charts and he’ll probably have another RNB #1 this week when billboard updates.
I feel sorry for Rihanna, not Chris. For obvious reasons, including not taking a real break. She puts an album out each year, while he smartly waits every two years. He’s gone to therapy and in the interviews ive read from her, she’s never talked about therapy.
How is that good? Rihanna’s father is selling clothes on the street. She should do herself a favour, buy him a house and tell him to shut up. He won’t get paid for interviews that way. Chris did that with hid parents. It’s cheap in Barbados. She’s needs to bite that bullet or this will continue to happen.
Jane says
Please leave both Chris n rihnna alone.they are both hurting from the past.