Remember the first time you watched The Bodyguard? It felt like it was 37 hours long didn’t it? Still, nowhere near as long as the hideous ‘I Will Always Love YooooooOOOoOoOOOUuu’ haunted our pop charts. As an aside, have you ever noticed that Whitney Houston looks like she’s having an alfresco dump as the key-change … Continue reading Rihanna To Star In Remake Of The Bodyguard? Universe Weeps In Preparation