Comments on: Rihanna Splits With Chris Brown: Ladies, Form A Queue

By: Beth

Beth — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:58:00 +0000

This picture of him is my favorite. He looks like a chimp. A confused, constipated chimp.

I still maintain that Rihanna’s a robot, thus perfectly fine to beat on.

By: StuFan#1's #1 Fan

StuFan#1's #1 Fan — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:22:46 +0000

pop musics rules, joemommer, yooz is a HATER

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:41:08 +0000

I plug my electric harpsichord into my amp and turn it to 11!

I can do the star spangled banner on my back and light the thing on fire!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:11:25 +0000

New Baroque: When your producer tells you that there just isn’t enough harpsichord in this latest mix.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:43:54 +0000

When they say they’ve “taken a break”, I think they mean Chris has actually broken one of Rihanna’s bones.

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:20:43 +0000

Huge celebrities?

My prediction for Reyawnah – she’ll be around the next year until the next generic pop/soul singer comes out to sing/lipsynch songs written, played and produced for them?

CB – Will be replaced by yet another ‘from da street’ hack wrapper. Again he will sing/lipsyng songs written, played and produced for them.

As a side note, pop music is bollocks. I’m waiting for New Baroque to catch on.

By: Doctor Evil

Doctor Evil — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:21:23 +0000

One million comments!

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:54:46 +0000

Let the human bear-bating commence!

By: nelly

nelly — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:36:27 +0000

I agree, Rihanna and Chris Brown haven’t been very smart with the way they handled the situation…but they’re huge celebrities…and only 20 and 21….and probably very influencable….

By: Sean Mac

Sean Mac — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:31:27 +0000

“fagooot”

Wasnt that the headline in a scottish newspaper when george michael declared his gayness?

By: denise

denise — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:51:14 +0000

Yea and i think chris brown looks like a monkey! she should have gave him a banana.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:48:46 +0000

This writer of this article is a woman hater arshole. seriously what a fagooot