On paper, a fight between weedy Chris Brown and emotionless terminator Rihanna would only have one result – with Chris Brown’s head ending up on a metal spike.
In reality, though, it might be a different matter, what with Chris Brown’s arrest for allegedly beating up Rihanna until she was hospitalised and all. Worse still, it’s being reported that Rihanna claims that this isn’t the first time that Chris Brown has attacked her.
Honestly, if this is true then Chris Brown should pick on someone his own size. Like a gerbil, for instance. Or a hobbit. Or fun-sized Mars bar.
Men of the world, feel free to rejoice. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and it doesn’t matter what you’ve done to your girlfriend – forgot her birthday, chatted up her sister, crapped with the bathroom door open – you’re almost guaranteed to be a better boyfriend than Chris Brown, on account of you not having been arrested on suspicion of choking your loved one until she fell into unconsciousness and then legging it. It’s a small victory, admittedly, but it still counts.
However, let’s not be too hard on Chris Brown. After all, his stylist thinks he’s a lovely boy – plus, as one of our commenters has kindly pointed out, “MAN….. I DONT KNOW Y ALL Y’LL POEPLE IS MAD @ HIM 4??? SHE IS THE ONE WHO GAVE HIM SOMETHIN SO SHE GOT WHAT SHE GOT… I ANIT MAN @ HOM @ ALL…. HE GONNA KEEP IT PIMPIN AND DO WHAT HE DO SOooooooo… ya’ll need to leave him alone!!!!” which we think means it’s OK to hit women if they’re being arseholes to you. And there’s no arguing with flawless prose like that, really.
And anyway, maybe Chris Brown’s alleged assault of Rihanna was just a sickening one-off, a mistake made in the heat of the moment that was completely out of character and one that he regrets profoundly. Except that Rihanna reportedly says it wasn’t. ABC News reports:
If Chris Brown did indeed hit Rihanna early Sunday morning, it may not have been the first time. According to TMZ.com, the pop star told cops that her R&B singer boyfriend had a history of abusing her before a weekend attack that reportedly left her bruised and bloodied, and the violence was getting progressively worse.
If this is true, then we’re not sure why Rihanna chose to stay with Chris Brown. There are many complex psychological reasons why a woman will stick with an abusive partner, but in this case we think that Rihanna just realised that allegedly being smacked in the face time and time again by Chris Brown was still better than anything she did with her previous boyfriend Shia LaBeouf.
Of course, though, looking back at her most recent album, it’s clear that Rihanna was desperately trying to warn us of her predicament. Look at what she called some of her songs – Cry, Hate That I Love You, Shut Up And Drive, (Please Stop Repeatedly Smacking Me In The Cheekbone With That) Umbrella, (While I’m On The Subject, Could You Also Please Refrain From) Breakin’ Dishes (Over My Head All The Time)… if only we’d been paying more attention, none of this would have ever happened.
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lol you’re hillarious.
the boy needs help. it’s saddening to hear all this because he really did have the squeaky clean image going and one hell of a career building. sigh.
No
Fucking
Way
did shia go out with her. Seriously? Didn’t Jay Z have something to say about that, being her creator and all?
I think all guys that beat girls are cowards. It’s like chris rock said, “there’s nobody above a ass whooping just don’t do it”. But we’ve not heard Chris brown’s version of what transpired. so before we hang him, let him speak even though i don’t think he has much to say. Personally I’ve lost all respect for him. Also you forgot to add that she needs to go to “rehab” to recover even if she said “i hate that i love you”.
I think that everybody should just relax. they sat there and listend to her side of the story they need to listen to his.. ppl are just beinh one sided.. they shouldn’t do that. yeah it’s wrong to beat up on women, but they dnt kno if he ment to hit her on purpose or not.. so ppl should jus stay the fuck out of they business until they find out what happend…
im just so suprised i was in shock 2 hear that chris will do something like this 2 rihanna, im in disbelieve and would have never thought by the looks of it. they looked so happy 2gether and NEVER thought that chris was a woman beater omg i was such a big chris fan but knw i kinda see him differently:(
He was only doing what we all wanted to do. Admit it.
In response to Nique…I dont really care what his side of the story would be. There is no excuse for hitting a woman. Being that they are in the spotlight, to an extent makes it “our business” they are willingly or not a type of role model. Someone to look up to, and to do something like this…willingly or not affects all young men. Giving them permission to do the same thing. Especially if he is not brought up on charges.
“yeah it’s wrong to beat up on women, but they dnt kno if he ment to hit her on purpose or not.. ” -Nique
Are you fucking kidding me, how the hell can someone not mean to hit someone, bullshit, dont sit here and say oh we havent heard his side he dont have a side, no matter what she did to him is not an excuse for him to get physical. Hell boys learn at 5 yrs old you dont hit girls, your ass will get locked up for that shit no matter who was right or wrong. So give me a break on listen to his side, the fact is he fucked up, famous or not his ass need to go to jail…..and not to mention if he has such a good reason for his actions, what the hell he run for…you people make me sick lol And in no way am I choosing rihanna side, im choosing my own side cuz i have no tolerance for a woman beater and im done!
idc.what anyone if anyvody hit or does somethinq to me trust and believe they go get something in return she did something to him and the people tryna make it seem as if chri brown did all the dirt,but ne ways from what i heard she need it it dnt matter what dha fuck people r sayinq rihanna deserved that ass whoopinq.[chris brown baby dnt sweat these hoes keep your head up)cominq from a real bitch!
Did not know that he even had a sponsorship deal with Wrigley… did he chew and beat simultaneously?
http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/entertainment/2009/feb/Why-Has-Chris-Brown-Lost-Deals-and-Radio-Play-So-Soon-After-Arrest-.html
Good lord. Some of that was almost intelligible. Almost.
what do you expect from a wealthy black man? both the black guys i dated were abusive and i left them — there is no reason to stay with an abusive boyfriend. the thug image men try to hold up doesn’t bode well for women.
i dont reallly know what to say…
When ABC uses TMZ as it’s “reliable” source…I know the end of the world is near!!
Wow. Talk about news being objective and reporting the facts…NOT!!
Someone needs to get ahold of the PICS…and/or an admission of guilt/liability by Chris Brown. Otherwise…all hearsay and more Hollywood distraction…could be a ploy for more attention? You know the saying: “Bad News is good news”…the famous like to turn these “tragedies” into $$.
Who’s writing the tell-all book? Who’s writing the next hit single? (no pun intended) —> Next thing you know either one of them will be the face for DV or Anger Management in PSAs on MTV.
I don’t agree with beating a woman, but what the hell, if he has a history of doing this to her why did she stay with him….she should have left. Does she liked to be beaten or what?? But like Nique said, we haven’t heard his side of the story. For all we know this is a publicity stunt!
mrs.towerx; sorry, what language are you speaking there? It’s new to me. Some of the words look like English.
..it’s sad that any brotha young or old hits women…let him in up in jail and see how somebody much bigger and stronger…”takes care of him”…making millions and a beautiful lady @ his side and what does he do?…throw away his blessing..did Obama teach him nothing?
There’s reports that Rihanna may have been just as abusive, if not more so than Chris Brown. More than likely…they’re probably both in the wrong. If you listen to her last album and actually listen to the lyrics (not just make stupid jokes out of the names) it sounds as if Rihanna has a lot of anger management issues. “I’m breakin’ dishes up in here all night. I ain’t gonna stop until I see police lights. I’ma fight a man tonight.”
Regardless of his reasons, if Chris Brown hit Rihanna, he was wrong. But it sounds like she might not be as innocent as she’s trying to play.
This is sad and I’m surprised that she would put up with this over and over again.
Hmmm, let’s see, he’s 19, she’s 20. There’s your answer. Young kids, fast money, no brains, no respect — how can anyone expect different results? Not the first, won’t be the last. America is in deep crap financially, people are losing their jobs by the hour and this story generates so much interest. Whatever happens in this soap opera, remember we are still screwed.
Nobody knows what really and truly happened except the two of them. They both are human.Neither one of them is perfect. This situation is unfortunate, but I hope they both get it together and stay strong for themselves. Especially when you have a world full of people watching your situation and making it their business.
I am still a fan of both. I love both of their music. However, their personal life is none of my business.
Idiots are born daily….
its funny to hear the girls say..
Oh I still love you chris,
we have to hear the full story..
what if he was provoked…
or
she deserved it…
what if she hit him first…
(big mistake) I heard.. she gave him an blah blah blah…
It amazes me… to hear these things on numerous threads about this topic…
My turn on it..
women.. what if he hit you like that.
left you with horrific bruises all over your face a bloody nose, bloody lip,, out in the cold… crying…
truthfully.. put yourself in her place
regardless of what they argued about..
her seeing his text, getting angry and throwing out his keys..
it is not right for anyone to beat someone in that manner.. over something that will surely pass with time.
let me repeat
regardless of the situation..
it is NOT RIGHT for anyone to be beaten to the point of unconsciousness
I know if any of you who are here supporting this type of behavior … If it was you being beat up
your azz wouldnt be here supporting this cruel act.
your azz would be pressing charges….
from your hospital bed, while talking to your momma about going home to Barbados
so I say to you all who supports this
it is unfortunate that
idiots like you are born daily….
Well I sat here and thought about it for like a second. And came up with.
Um, so he beat your ass befor and you stayed with him? Are you like the DUMBEST popstar of 2009? If they beat you once… They will do it again.
Its wrong to hit girls. BUT ITS DOWNRIGHT RETARDED TO STAY WITH A MAN WHO BEATS YOUR ASS.
okay so im pretty sure im on the fence here. i really think that they should listen to his side but honestly i dont know what all he can say….that is such crap to hit a girl if a guy ever hit me itd be world war three lol i dont like that at all so no matter what he says…he was in the wrong…however i think rihanna may be over exagerating JUST little…maybe more
There are no 2 sides, he beat her and strangled her till she was unconscious and he fled the scene leaving her for what he obviously thought to be dead, I don’t understand why he isn’t headed to prison on attempted murder charges amongst a host of other charges.
Stephanie Says:
There is no excuse for hitting a woman.
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Not even if they’re really, really, really annoying?
Now I don’t know the story why he tko her assout but, it was for a reason. One was it a std? That can be a ko reson. Now I don’t beleave in fucking up girls cause am 6’1 280pbls am to big, theres no com, but when push comes to blood sheed if you have to tko a bitch.. well you have to what you have to do. For those that dont have nothing to do wait to here the whole story then say what you think cause belive i will be back to say some more!
All you people that are saying a woman deserves to be hit are fucking stupid. No woman deserves to be hit and no man has a right to hit.
Anyone who thinks that Chris Brown is right for hitting Rhianna is probably more screwed up than he is. There is no reason to justify a man raising his hands to a woman! Only cowards who can’t fight a real man beat up on a lady. I don’t care if you come home and find her humping your best friend, you still have no right to hit her. Just take your stuff and leave her. That’s what real men do. Punks hit girls, Men just leave.
people shold just dont talk about this because this is krazy man!!!!!!!!!!! so everybody i dont care wat you say chris dont do nothin to her i think that rihana had did something to him so pay back is hell!!!!!!!!
If this isn’t the first time, she should have stopped it the first time. No man should ever put a hand on a woman, NEVER!!!! She should have reported it the first time.
CAN All you gurlz or boyz just dont say nothing about rinana or chris brown thing thing because that is starting to get old and mrs.towerx; you is dont have no life and you isa lame
He is a peace of shit! I have no tolerance for hitting a woman. A woman beater is the shit under my shoe……
yo G if i wer cris brawn id hit dat bitch to dat lil ho gave him herpeez… she b givin nigaz herpes she git smakd da fuk up..
yoooo MAN this is some crazy shit !!!
man his fucking career is over nobody will wont to work with him
Doublement already drop his ass
and also how embarrassing everyone his bizz how do you show your face…..
JAY-Z said he is a fucking dead man walking !!!!
DAM I really feel srry for the boy its over so fast
I looking foward to another concert…
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sugah- shut yo face!!!!! Blah Blah Blah, and to everyone else that is replying to this blog- shut your face too! I beat my girl and I wear a wife beater when I do. lol just playing, all this guy is going to get is 6 months to 1 year probation and I believe its a misdemeanor if that. Water under the bridge. Some women like being man handled, as we now know that she says it happened before. It’s like when the remote doesn’t work properly we men give it tap or slap and woolaw it works again. Some need to be “rebooted”. OKAY OKAY IM JUST PLAYING WITH ALL OF YOU, I JUST WANTED TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THOSE THAT WERE WANTING TO RESPOND TO MY BLOG. IN THE WORDS OF NACHO ” HEY TAKE IT EACY” AND YES EASY IS SPELLED IN CORRECT.
How do you know he hit her?, there was never any proof.
I cant believe this happened, at first I thought she was lieing… Afterall I think Rhianna could take Chris anyday what a punk ass BITCH
I hope someone who has acsess to him to beat his ass. The only thing that sucks about all this is he will probably only get a smack on his limpy little wrist.
Just found this!!!!!!!!! Rihanna breakup song to Chris Brown
says (previously recorded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNoFn4gmE3k
well tbh i dont know whats happening? but i am a dear old chris brown fan, i LOVE chris brown, and i thought he was an amazing charector but wtf has happend? on the tyra banks show he even talked about his mother getting battered and beaten up while he was younger, he had to go through all this and now hes beating rihanna? there seriously is something weird about this whole story, everytime i have seen, watched, read never adds up, seriously i dont think chris brown is like that, and everyone automaticly has gone onto rihannas side? noone knows what went on in that car tbh, so stop juding chis!! the story has been stired and stired, rihanna must of done something to make chris flip, seriously. dont just read something and automaticly think that every piece of information is true, this is the bloody internet, you never really know whats lies or is the truth.
Holy fucking hell… A good portion of you people leaving comments here need to go back to school. I feel less intelligent just from reading a few of these posts.
Ok.. It’s wrong what happend.. But this happends everyday to a lot of women.. What he did was totally wrong but we should give them both some space.. No nobody really knows what happend.. Whatever that was did not give him the right to hit her.. But they are normal people just like us and they should get their personal space like all of us have..Also someone made a statement of which thugs beat their women.. Umm hunny my man’s a thug and he DON’T hit me so.. Next time you want to down grade on someobdy make sure you have your facts correct.. Not EVERY thug beats women.. We all should just leave this situation alone and not make it any worse for her..
the trials and tries of so called “love”? It is partially Rihanna’s fault 2..she shuld hav reportd hm da 1st tym he hit her…nd let’s not 4gt “innocent until proven guilty” nd stuff…though probably it won’t b lng b4 Brown gvs a statemnt….
any guy that hits a woman is a cowards… i dont care your chris brown or just some random guy on the shirts…. no one deserves to be hit and smacked around… no matter what mood you were in…. or if it was in the moment…. chris you have prombles… you really do need help… just because your hot, you sing. act. and dance. don’t mean you can hit a girl let alone someone your suppost to love and care about.. i hate guys like that… they say they love the girl but in reality how could you love someone if you do anything that would hurt them… how could you wish bad on someone you love and act like its all okay.. if they let chris get away with this… they’re stupid.. it just shows the world that you could get away with anything if you have money… CHRIS YOU ARE A COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PATHETIC
I heard Riri’s date with Shia was lovely.
There are no excuses to put your hands on a woman, EVER. And it’s not like just a slap in the face, it was a beating. What ever she supposedly did (or did not do) does NOT warrent his abuse. He needs to grow some balls and own up to it and pay the consequences.
Ethical question:
is it wrong to strike a woman who was raised in an English speaking country, with free public libraries, who never had to study any language except English, but still she spells everything badly?
And what if it’s deliberate? Wouldn’t killing her be like killing Hitler?
stephine ummm it does matter cause if they get both sides they can put it together and get a real story and like ask questions later cause right now i am pissed at all of the stuff but it hurts to the children fans above six and up to kno that their careers are going 50 50 chance of stopping and we wont hear from the both of them at all so think about what you are about to post before you post it
shia and rihanna dated? when? damn that would be a hot couple.
leave chris brown alone if u dnt lik him anymore then thats up to u dnt go writen shit about him .. im glad he bet that stuck up cow . . . so jus leave chris brown alone he must of hat a reason to do it i no it ent rite n all but stop hateing on him get a life ya’ll