Here at hecklerspray, nothing makes us happier than when celebs go fucking mental on Twitter. Yes, whether they’re assassinating each other using 140 character covered light-sabers, verbally battering mere mortals or just secretly swapping ‘cock shots’ with embarrassingly unattractive, money hungry?strangers, we love nothing more than some good old unabashed Twitter beefing.
Recently masturbaters favourite Rihanna and slightly less bouncy but you probably still would, R&B singer Ciara, got involved in a some Twitter rage over Ri Ri’s brutal disrespecting of Ciara at some awards show party.
And you thought this Libyan revolt was important news?
Ciara wept:
“I ran into her recently at a?party and?she wasn’t the nicest, and it’s crazy because I’ve always respected what she’s done?with fashion and I’ve ran into her before, but this time it wasn’t the most pleasant run-in, so…”
Obviously desperate to show her remorse for being an arse to Ciara and assure the public that she IS a nice person who would never stoop so low as to engage in a cat-fight, Rihanna responded with:
“My bad ci, did I 4get to tip you?” #howrudeofme
Well maybe not but?we quite liked that reply anyway.?Ciara responded with?this hashtag free, slightly threatening response to being mistaken for the hired help:
“Trust me Rihanna. You don’t want to see me on or off the stage”
Of course she doesn’t.? She hates you.
To which Ri Ri made fun of her silly ‘gangsta’ ways, implied that Ci would have trouble actually booking the aforementioned stage and then probably went off into the night, sniffing the air for sex smells.
Disappointingly the pair made up shortly afterwards in a completely nauseating display of? ‘I love you, NO I love YOU more’,? leaving us feeling robbed and?annoyed?that we’d probably never get to see them angrily mud wrestle anywhere else except our own minds.
#Pussies
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