Sports fans?quite often?wear team jerseys to games to show their support. Some wave signs or?even paint their faces?in the colors of their favorite team.?There are some fans,?though,?who are much more hard-core.
Take Taylor Stevens. That’s her there, to the right. Taylor?really likes hockey. So much so that she’s willing to go all the way to?support her favorite team, the L.A. Kings. At last year’s Stanley Cup play-offs, Taylor disrupted the razor-keen focus of?the opposing team with her secret weapons (guess what they are!)?and is credited with helping the Kings to secure the title.
You? may wonder, what do ridiculously gigantic tits have to do with winning hockey games? Well, on the surface, not a lot. And, no, she does not smash them against the glass, Kentucky-Fried Movie-style, though that would?be awesome … she’s way too classy for that. What she does do is?book a seat directly behind the opponent’s bench, wear a revealing top, and take a few deep breaths. And it’s chilly in there, guys.
Look at her and tell me that wouldn’t throw you off your game.
In a moderately funny video, posted during?last year’s Stanley Cup finals?on Funny or Die, Taylor mocked her impact on the game, referring to herself as a Professional FSDA or Female Sideline Distraction Artist.
?Why am I so good at my job? Well, Isn't it obvious? My deadly sharp wit and my damning insight into the fragile psyche of the opponent. And confidence-destroying heckles. ? Oh! And I'll also use my giant, fucking tits.?
Last week, Taylor was there, in full FSDA mode, when the Kings beat the San Jose Sharks in Game 7 of the semis. And now they need her help more than ever to pull back from a 3-1 game deficit against the Blackhawks in the Western Conference finals. Last night, their 15-game home ice winning streak?was shattered, because guess who wasn’t there. Thanks a lot, Taylor.
Game 5 is?scheduled for tomorow night back in Chicago and it’s likely that if Taylor doesn’t?make an appearance, her beloved Kings could be?eliminated from the series. Forget the players. It’s all up to you, Taylor.