Guns and Hollywood are a match made in heaven. It’s that match what made it possible for a bullet to bounce off Superman’s eyeball, it’s that match what made it possible for Keanu to scoot under flying ammo like a Jamaican limbo-wizard, and it’s that match what allowed a fledgling CGI industry to draw the last half of some Brandon Lee movie.

And the love between guns and the famous isn’t likely to end soon – not if Renée Zellweger has anything to say about it. Get this – she wants to get a gun to shoot her stupid fans. In her defence, those fans do have it coming – it’s them that keep making her get all fat for Bridget Jones.

And a woman’s weight is a sensitive thing don’tcha know.