The marriage of Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney was kind of perfect – they met in January, married in May, split in September and are back being officially single again in December.
A courtship, marriage and messy annulment all in the space of one short year – it’s this attention to turbo-charged efficiency and staggeringly neat compartmentalisation that helped Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney win the hearts of the world. It must be – it’s certainly not her weird satsuma face or his awful twangy cowboy music.
The marriage of Renee Zellweger (DVDs) and Kenny Chesney is now officially
no more – the Los Angeles Superior Court this week formally annulled
the union. And because it was an annulment and not a divorce, the
marriage legally never existed. Renee and Kenny didn’t get married.
They didn’t not spend any time together after the wedding. And they
didn’t split up. It was all a bad dream. Everything’s fine.
California law grants an annulment when either party in the
marriage is under 18, of unsound mind, bound to a previous marriage or
if the consent to marry was obtained by fraud or force. Seeing as there
were no boxes marked ‘dodgy British accent’ or ‘wears pink shirts a
lot, what’s that all about?’, Renee was forced to choose the ‘fraud’
option to end her marriage to Kenny, a choice that Renee insisted was
“simply legal language and not a reflection of Kenny’s character.”
Renee Zellweger surprised most of the world – the part that doesn’t drive a truck or wear spurs to the supermarket – by getting married to comedy cowboy singer Kenny Chesney in May,
after meeting on a telethon to raise money for the Boxing Day tsunami.
All looked peachy for the couple – she made the
good-but-underperforming movie Cinderella Man and he went hawking his
bad songs about sexy tractors around America. Then, out of the blue in
September, Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney decided to end their marriage.
Which is great – it’s Boxing Day again in four days. Maybe there can
be another terrible natural global disaster that’ll push Renee together
with some other idiot we’ve never heard of.
Read more:
Zellweger, Chesney now officially single again – MSNBC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Rick says
Who is this indivdual writing? Get off your horse, soap box or whatever.
Your attacks on Country Western music are distasteful at best. You don’t appreciate the music … fine but why be so … snobbish about it.
You think Ms. Zellweger rushed into the marriage … fine but why attack her for a “mistake”.
How ’bout I lower myself to your level and attack your idiotic snobbish attitude and your “holier than thou” opinions. Nope … I won’t do it.
I tire of writers and people like you. I tire of opinionated jerks who think that because they don’t like it or don’t agree with it, it’s bad or wrong.
Wake up dip weed, you’re the problem. Go look in the mirror, judge what you see, it’s ugly.
Gene says
Hey, that is a GREAT article. VERY funny stuff. I love it! Keep up the good work. Please ignore the post before me by some guy named Rick, which obviously rhymes with “dick,” who clearly has no sense of humor and doesn’t have a clue.
tbart says
The writer of this acticle is an idiot! They are two very nice, talented people. Give them a break!
Rob says
I’m starting to suspect the ‘spray makes up its own comments. C’mon, “Rick” can’t be real, can he?
Tbas says
What’s up with the slams? I don’t get it, and I don’t have time to stay around and try to get it. IF it was a feeble attempt at humor it didn’t work. If it was “serious” then you have issues.
Either way, it sucks!
kelly says
Kenny has been one of the top grossing artists for several years… He’s been one of the top grossing US tours over U2, Shania, Madonna, Bon Jovi, 50 cent. .. he must be doing something right!!! Don’t hate Kenny cuz you write this lame column and he is a multi millionaire with heart and soul. unlike you.
POST THIS – THIS TIME!!!!
Karen says
Who ever wrote this article needs to be fired! It’s time for a new occupation. A good writer would write an article about facts and not opionions. He’s obviously not a country music lover (which is their business), but in the country music world: He tops the charts. He’s nominated for entertainer of the year every year and well and best male vocalist. He’s doing something right! I’m not into country music, but I know enough to give the guy credit where credit is due.
Kasey says
First of all how do you people sleep at night??? I wish for one day that would someone put something out on you that you didnt want the world to know and see how it make’s you feel!! Kenny is the highest grossing country superstar on the scene, he has more talent in his pinky finger than you will ever have!!! So I suggest you take a good look at yourself and think about how you would feel knowing your personal business was spread out for the whole world to see…..Thank you and Have a happy new year…
anna says
i agree w/ kasey. why do we make such a big deal about what the stars (and kenny IS a superstar)are doing. it’s their life. let them live it w/o the whole world (and snobish, opinionated writers) telling they did right or wrong
glenn says
If I only know one thing, it would be that you are not talented enough to sell 25 million albums. The hell with Renee Z. because Kenny C. can have the woman who belongs to the jerk who wrote this article and many others. I have read some dumb stuff in my time, but this is tops. When a marriage doesn’t work that doesn’t make all men queers either. By the way KC sells out arenas in minutes so his music is better than good.