Comments on: Relax, Miley Cyrus’s Much Older Boyfriend Totally Loves Jesus

By: KAMERIN

KAMERIN — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:16:15 +0000

YOU LOVE YOUR DAD SO GO OUT WITH HIM HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

By: scarry barry

scarry barry — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:26:09 +0000

Relax, Miley has a much older and more mature boyfriend. He does not run around in his skivvies though. He is Mark McLeod, 53 of Appling, GA who has professed his love for Miley and has her dad’s approval to marry her. He says Miley sends him secret messages professing her love for him and wants to marry him too. That two timing Miley what has she gotten her self into? Apparently she likes older guys, much older.

As a side note, the Savannah (Tybee Island), GA police picked him up on Aug 4 and are holding him for attempted stalking of Miley, after initially charging him with disorderly conduct and obstruction in June but then let him go because they did not take his professed “luve” for Miley serious.

By: LeAnn

LeAnn — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:45:09 +0000

Gah! Get over the age difference! Why does it matter? If her father approves, then everyone else should back off. He’s not ICKY for liking a 16 yr old. That’s not even a big age difference. Five years…big whoop!

By: gir

gir — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:18:24 +0000

The point is, you got so mad at an article on a satirical gossip blog that you practically frothed all over yourself demanding its removal. You got so worked up that you either:

A) forgot to read the article to see what it actually said, or

B) you completely failed recognize subtlety and irony.

Given that you are obviously 14 years old, I am leaning towards the latter, but I am glad to see you took a few weeks off to calm down. Who knows what damage could have resulted?

By: clearsky54

clearsky54 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:27:06 +0000

Okay, gir, what is the point? Since you know so much, please enlighten everyone else who isn’t as fortunate as you.

By: miranda

miranda — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:20:19 +0000

i hate miley cryus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: miss lusy

miss lusy — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:15:14 +0000

i like miley the way she is??????????????

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 09:48:58 +0000

I’m told the term “bleeding edge” was invented at a U2 recording session, when Bono had too much to drink and punched his guitarist – known to all as “The Edge” – in the nose. I believe his anger related to the overuse of effects pedals.

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:20:55 +0000

Julian, you’re WRONG. The 1842 Colloquay of Gwent (unrecorded) existed to establish exactly what I’ve set out. You, on the other hand, have no such fictional basis for your argument, and so I win.

Other than that, I disagree that bleeding is derived from leading. Cutting edge was used for a while. People wanted to describe something even sharper than the cutting edge.

“Think think think. Hmmmm… what phrase shall we use? Well… when you cut… there’s blood. THAT’S IT! Genius! Bleeding edge! It’s, like, just that little bit more advanced than cutting edge! Let’s all go snort some bolivian!”

That, my friend, is how the train of thought went at which ever “imagineers” thought the term up. Trust me, I’m a lawyer.

By: gir

gir — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:49:09 +0000

“I find it astonishing that this site is telling people to â€œrelaxâ€ in reference to Ms. Cyrusâ€™s bf.”

I am going to be a billionaire when I invent a way to generate electricity from people missing the point.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:46:30 +0000

Heh, I love your articles about Miley. Even if I don’t necessarily agree with you, they’re always funny.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:41:59 +0000

Er, Shooty, there IS such a thing as the ‘leading edge’.
It’s the front part of an aircraft’s wing, and it receives great attention at the design stage because it’s critical to the performance of the wing. In fact the term ‘bleeding edge’ was DERIVED from ‘leading edge’, not from ‘cutting edge’.

In other news; what’s so great about a young man being Christian? The Inquisition were very Christian. It could imply that he gives all his wealth to the poor (perhaps that’s why he wears just underpants) or it could imply that he is susceptible to brainwashing. I’d be looking at his behaviour rather than the fish on his bumper if I were you, Miley.

But that would be judging, wouldn’t it?

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:28:56 +0000

Yes, because no Christians have ever done anything bad.

Why does no-one ever use the phrase ‘a good atheist boy’?

What’s that? It’s Stalin and Mao’s fault? Oh.

By: Clearsky54

Clearsky54 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:14:17 +0000

I find it astonishing that this site is telling people to “relax” in reference to Ms. Cyrus’s bf. First off, who the f**k cares? Second, why are you asking us to “relax”? Are we supposed to somehow glean from your title that because he “loves jesus” that he won’t put his thing in her hole? That she’s “safe”? Why are people investing time in this insanity? Erase this artlcle, please.

By: gir

gir — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:03:08 +0000

You do realize she probably doesn’t read this site and can’t hear you, right Julian?