Comments on: Relax Elisha Cuthbert, The NHL Doesn’t Think You’re A Slag

By: halo

halo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:11:20 +0000

Sloppy seconds, meaning that Avery bagged her first…
Phaneuf got….

Avery got suspended for the comments, not because she complained, but because his TEAMMATES (Dallas Stars) REFUSED to play with this guy in the locker room or on the ice. Classy group. I give them credit.

He’s with the NY Rangers now, who are a suck fest I might add. He’s really only well known for slagging wannabe movie/tv/pop stars.

At least Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood have better taste.

By: kaceto

kaceto — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:46:42 +0000

he loves canada and is happy to be back in calgary?…sounds like a sloppy second (time around) for him as well…he should also realize that unless she has never dated anyone else before him- he’s some other guys sloppy second(3rd,whatever)
He seems to be the T.O. of hockey…

By: Scott

Scott — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 03:05:17 +0000

Sloppy seconds is a reference to gang bangs in NA. The guy that goes after the first guy gets some extra lube from the first guy’s “deposits”…In Europe where “Ice Hockey” is different from say “Field Hockey” this might be a new term. It shouldn’t be except for the fact that it’s probably more of a gay slang term in Europe. Just trying to translate the gay slang that every guy in Europe should know since you’re all raving queens to straight lingo. Freddie Mercury rawks. Europe; home of the Rainbow Flag…

By: ThePaganTemple

ThePaganTemple — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:26:52 +0000

Wow, is it all right if I not give a damn about Elisha Cuthbert and her evidently seldom vacant vagina? Dude was right, she is his sloppy seconds, and all he was doing was pointing out that his teammates are acting like a bunch of dogs in heat going after the nearest bitch in heat. So what? If she weren’t a famous actress she would probably be passed from team to team, as oppossed to just player to player. I admit I would hit that too, but only with three layers of latex.

By: Shark Sandwich

Shark Sandwich — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:42:51 +0000

“…Elisha started seeing a man called Dion Phaneuf who, incidentally, is the only ice hockey player on earth with a surname that you can only pronounce properly if you pull your bumcheeks apart and gently fart.”

Now THAT is literary gold. I almost popped a teste when I read that. Stuart Heritage – if you are the originator of that line, my hat is off to you sir.

BTW I have an unofficial list of the UGLIEST HOT chicks in entertainment. These are women that can be made up to be absolutely hot and sexy, but on their bad days, I wouldn’t do them with Steve Avery’s gerkin. Ms. Cuthbert is near the top of the list, that also includes Uma Thurman, Jessica Biel (face only, her bod is always a 9.9), Cameron Diaz, and Hillary Swank.

As a wiseman once said – “Beauty is only skin deep, but UGLY cuts to the bone.”

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:25:42 +0000

Hey Doug, guess what?

Yeah, we ARE from europe, you… um… douchebag.

That’s such a shite insult. Seriously, you donkey raping shit eater. See, THAT’S how to insult someone.

Anyway, we in Europe do actually have the internet, which enables us to compose articles like this. True, our computers are steam driven, and our keyboards are made of pebbles and twigs, but it seems to work.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:20:48 +0000

This is the third incident involving Sean Avery and crude/foul/vulgar language directed toward women in the last 6 weeks. When the Stars visited the Rangers in October, Avery got into a shouting match with Ranger announcer John Giannone where Avery ended up saying vulgar things about Giannone’s wife. I also read about an incident a few weeks ago where exiting the ice after a game, Avery was being heckled by a fan. He cursed the fan out and then made vulgar statements to the fans female companion. You have to know that this latest incident was the last straw when you see the comments being made by Avery’s fellow teamates.

By: Wobbly Joe

Wobbly Joe — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:42:58 +0000

Matt Paap – you talk of ignorance but you can’t spell “ridiculous”. Dumbass.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:54:58 +0000

YOU’RE A FAG. YOU DON’T KNOW JACK-SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY. IT IS HOCKEY NOT “ICE HOCKEY” UNLESS YOU ARE FROM EUROPE YOU DOUCHE BAG.

By: Matt Paap

Matt Paap — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:31:46 +0000

I’ve heard of ignorance, but this is bad. The average hockey player is much smarter than the mouth breather who wrote this article. Go and talk to any of them, or can you actually talk. Rediculous.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:29:31 +0000

I can’t keep up with American slang.
A ‘sloppy second’ – is that some new measurement of time?