Stadium Arcadium, the rubbishly-titled new double album by The Red Hot Chili Peppers, is out on Monday. And thanks to the wonders/evils of the Internet, you can probably download it for free without too much trouble.

And this has sent The Red Hot Chili Peppers into a frenzied state of anger. “NO!” we can imagine the band bellowing, slumped to their knees and pounding the floor with their bloodied fists, “They were supposed to realise how disappointingly bloated the new album was after they paid £11 for it!”