In a week where people decided it was time to overthrow an oppressive regime, the hecklerspray bedsit has been full of rumours that Editor Mof’s reign of terror might finally be coming to an end.
That was before we were all lashed to our typewriters and forced to hammer out words about Alfonso Ribeiro’s career and Kim Kardashian’s vagina. All in a week’s work.
Still, the time has come for us to dig our hands deep into the vomit-soaked correspondence satchel and find the best and worst of our readers’ views.
Like the BBC’s ‘Points Of View’ programme, we will do our best to answer your criticisms but, unlike the BBC, we’re more likely to suggest that you to take a running jump from a penthouse window than interview a programme scheduler about the slate time for Last of the Summer Wine.
We’ve had a lot of snivelling rotters getting up in arms about our treatment of Michael Jackson this week, not that anyone will be surprised by that. One idiot was so incensed at the content of Matthew Laidlow’s article that they decided to write the word ‘respect’ around 100 times.
This thing is ridiculously SITE HAS THE RIGHT TO SPEAK OF MICHAEL JACKSON.
THE UNFORTUNATE IS AN ANIMAL WITHOUT CULTURE able to write so much nonsense and cruelty these SITE.
RESPECT THE MICHAEL!
That's not fair Enough with Injustice. RESPECT.
Michael is superior to all this nonsense and nonsense that these people invents.
We’d urge you to click on the story. Their devotion to cutting and pasting is really a sight to behold. Of course, they’ve probably had a lot of practice while their school chums were learning about quadratic equations. We have no respect and apparently we should be showing more deference to Larry David because HE’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN US.
you are the self-indulgent narcissist that needs to belittle the great LD to get some attention as thats the only way you know how, show some respect to the creator of the two greatest comedy shows ever made. What idiot let you write this thing.
Let’s just remind ourselves that we took a tongue-in-cheek swipe at a comedy writer; not at a religious deity (or Michael Jackson). Could it be that there’s a ‘whine’ of Larry David fans out there, so starved of criticism of the “great man” that they get their polka-dotted pantaloons in a twist over the slightest little thing?
I hated to stumble upon this page. I agree completely with the previous commenter. You have some nerve to comment on LD. How about you try to create a hilarious tv show ; heck two great shows, before you comment.
Yes, it seems there is. It is a fair comment that we haven’t created any TV shows, let alone “hilarious” ones like Seinfeld but if we could only pass comment on things that we’ve actually done then we wouldn’t be much as a species. For example, we could suggest that people like them fuck off and don’t comment until they’ve written for a bloody-minded, sarcastic, self-effacing satirical entertainment site.
We don’t though. We welcome the misguided and affected as much as our usual readers.
What about affected people that drop by to blame women for women getting beaten up by notorious woman beater Chris Brown? Should they be welcomed into our society and embraced as opposed to being asked to explain their quite preposterous misogyny? Of course; they’re only following Chris Brown’s lead.
whats that pedophile clown doing on Chris Browns twitter in the 1st place?!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps women should also learn to stop laying their hands on Men just because they do not have a dick!
Let’s run through the hecklerspray mentalist check-list here.
- Unfounded accusation of paedophilia backed up by tentative circus reference – check.
- Lack of any fundamental understanding of grammar including basic capitalisation – check.
- An alarming statement suggesting that it is the fault of women as a gender that men like Chris Brown like to smack them around like they’re attached to a swingball pole – check.
So we jump from the very misguided to the completely out-dated! Some people like INXS and insulting our former editor (yes, it was better when he was around) Stuart Heritage so much that they’ll comment on an article from five years ago in order to get their point across:
Stuart Fuck you! This article is a cheap shot at defenseless man who is now deceased. What a low life piece of shit you are. By reading this article makes me wonder did Michael turn you down for an interview and one point and this is your way to get over a bruised ego???? You are lame.
The music of INXS rivaled US and many others, Michael was the heart-throb of chics everywhere when I was growing up. Guess your jealous he had hot ass woman after him and a dog won't give you the time of day.
Michael took his own life for reasons we will never know, only way to look inside his mind is to listen to his solo CD, clearly he was depressed and took his own life out of despair on Nov 22 1997. RIP Michael!
We imagine that it is only a matter of time before Mr Heritage reads that and resorts to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Again.
Another celeb who enjoys tortuous experiences is Kelly Clarkson who recently stated that she’d rather become forcibly bereft of her belongings than have someone steal one of her songs. In this situation, who would she call? Regular commenter Cookie Monster has an idea:
Operator: This is music central, how may I direct your call?
Clarkson: Uhm, they did robbed me!
Operator: I'll redirect you to The Department of Taste
Clarkson: No, damnit, I want to talk to The Theft Department, pronto!
Operator: So, no taste?
Clarkson: None, damnit? I wanna talk to the man in charge!
Operator: I'll forward you to P. Diddy? please hold
Clarkson: Motherfucker
Taste is a funny thing. Funny like our servers! Yes, despite that terrible link, we had some server problems on Thursday which meant that we couldn’t get round to leaking the new Kelly Clarkson where she sings about being a Kirstie Alley impersonator. Unfortunately, only one of you noticed:
You suck, what am I going to do today now?
Sorry JoeMomma. We hope that you managed to find something to do. We spent yesterday crying while trying to stop Kris Silver masturbating furiously into the exploded carcass of a television. It was not a good day.
And finally…
This is a funny post, i know its meant to show dislike towards him, but it made me laugh
Jolly good show. Until next week, arsewipes.
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