Actors often retain aspects of the characters they play. For instance, Forest Whitaker still talks like a Ugandan after starring in The Last King Of Scotland and Ray Liotta still drives like a goon after doing one of the voices in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Ray Liotta – star of Goodfellas and a million other bad films that made you think “What’s Ray Liotta doing is this pile of garbage?” – has been arrested and charged for driving under the influence, after he barrelled his car into two parked cars on Saturday night. It’s no coincidence that Ray Liotta is soon to star in a Disney comedy about motorbikes with John Travolta and Tim Allen – there’s a strong chance that the crash was a deliberate attempt to take his own life before anyone got to actually see it. John Candy tried a similar thing before Wagons East, you know.