Racially Segregated Survivor Sponsor Legs It

Keeping a long-running TV show like Survivor fresh after 13 seasons is a tricky job, but Survivor producers seem to have it cracked – the new season of Survivor is all about the racial segregation.

Survivor’s decision to use the new season to pit teams of black, Asian, Hispanic and Caucasian islanders against each other has caused all kinds of controversy; not necessarily a bad thing since controversy equals viewers and viewers equals cash – just so long as Survivor’s sponsors don’t freak out at the idea and drop the show like a hot turd. And, would you believe it, that’s exactly what’s just happened – General Motors has decided it wants nothing more to do with Survivor. Whoops.