You want to go and see The Rolling Stones shake their elderly thangs live in August, don’t you? Well, you’d better get a move on. The tickets have just gone on sale. Just now. Right this minute.

The Rolling Stones are playing gigs at Wembley, Glasgow, Sheffield and Cardiff in August. Click here for Rolling Stones tour dates and tickets.

Or, if you want to see a bunch of slightly younger men hobble around a stage trying to recreate the glories of their youth, tickets for the Take That reunion tour went on sale just one hour ago. You’ll need to move fast for the Take That tickets – there are still legions of emotionally unstable women with unresolved psychological problems clambering over each other to see their idols on stage.

Take That are touring the country in April and May. Click here for Take That tour dates and tickets.