Comments on: Quick, Jennifer Aniston’s Back On TV! Everybody Hide!

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:50:30 +0000

Aniston – be afraid. The blogosphere is going to call you out. Lots of massively unqualified self-important basement dwellers will be “snickering at your trailers online for 2 months.” Just quit now.

By: Finally

Finally — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:43:30 +0000

That was too finally, you really do have Jennifer’s number. The little fraudster has managed with the help of her publicist blind people to the fact that she is a has been. Her biggest career move after friend was to host herself a pity party after her divorce, there hasn’t been much going on in her career since then and hopefully the blogosphere will start calling her out.

By: gir

gir — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:19:52 +0000

That is way more information on Jennifer Aniston than any reasonable person should have.

By: NoMoreAnistonMovies!

NoMoreAnistonMovies! — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:05:10 +0000

Dude, you’ve got it wrong. Believe me, most of us would much rather see Aniston’s pathetic love life plastered all over the tabs than have her making more dreary, boring, Rachel-in-a-movie romcoms. Lord spare us all. She made not one but FOUR of them last year. One of which (“Management”) doesn’t even have a distributor and she’s going to try to peddle at the Toronto International Film Festival next week. The release date of Romcom #2, “He’s Just Not That Into You”, keeps getting pushed back by the studio because test audiences flat-out hated the movie. Romcom #3, “Traveling” with poor unlucky Aaron Eckhart doesn’t even have a distributor OR a release date. And Romcom #4, “Marley & Me” with Owen Wilson has a trailer so bad that people online have been snickering at it for 2 months. With this kind of product in the can…believe me, I’d much rather see her long, sad face, and even longer chin on the cover of an 8″x11″ glossy tabloid than on a 30′ theater screen.

BTW – That supposed Coen Brothers flick has been listed on IMDB for Aniston for almost 3 years. It’s NEVER going to happen. At this time the Coens have no plans to make “Gambit” and even if they do, given Aniston’s last laughable turn as the femme fatale in “Derailed” I think the Coens will have more sense than to cast Aniston in a similar role. Besides, now that Aniston no longer has Pitt to run interference for her on projects where she’s pissed off the director let’s all hope that she goes back to the small screen where hair-flipping, taut nipples and hand fluttering is considered Emmy-worthy “Best Actress in a Comedy” material.

By: winnie

winnie — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:54:32 +0000

you must really have nothing to do, if this is story you could come up with. Bashing her is not going to help your writings skills get any better.