I have been doing this blog for three damn years and have written numerous blogs on Kristin Cavallari (who the fuck knows why), but even after all that, I still have to Google how to spell her stupid name every Goddamn time.
ANYWAY, while I’ve been on hiatus for a couple of days because I convinced myself I had walking pneumonia but in reality I’m almost 30 and can’t handle hangovers anymore, Kristin came under fire for posting pics of her kids looking like, according to some people, Holocaust survivors (aka skinny af).
Kristin posted the following picture on Instagram in celebration of Independence Day and a fuck ton of people came at her accusing her of starving her kids with her crazier than Gwenyth Paltrow ass diet:
Here’s the thing about Kristin Cavallari: the bitch is nuts. She crapped out 3 kids in 3 years and is one of those INSANE anti-vaxxers who believe the zero legit evidence that vaccines cause autism rather than the 100% real medical facts that vaccines prevent shit like the measles. She also feeds her babies this ridiculous, self-invented concoction of goats milk and vitamins that she claims is super healthy but doctors are like “nah”. Do I think she’s intentionally malnourishing her children? No. Do I think she’s just crazy enough to be accidentally doing it? Yes. Yes I do.
That being said, I was a weirdly underweight kid who was probably just as skinny as those kids or probably even skinnier. People asked me all the fucking time if my mother fed me and for a large portion of my life I was accused of being anorexic. In reality, I ate far too many McNuggets, but had a wicked high metabolism, so sometimes people, especially little kids, are just skinny.
And Kristin Cavallari’s kids are probably in like baby yoga and pilates and eat kale chips for snacks and shit. I mean, I’m sure they sneak real food when they can, and if they were really starving they’ve probably eat the organic plants I assume she has in her house, because they’re all toddlers and those things will legit eat anything. My kid tried to eat thumb tacks a few weeks ago, so, I mean, yeah. She clapped back saying she doesn’t starve them and she probably doesn’t. Right?