Gay men across the globe will spend an eternity remembering summer 2018 as a great tragedy because both Justin Bieber AND Nick Jonas got engaged. While Justin got engaged to barely attractive, barely legal, and barely famous Hailey Baldwin, Nick got engaged to elegant stunner Priyanka Chopra.
Nick took his mom and dad to India this weekend to meet Priyanka’s family and do some traditional Indian engagement stuff that looks way more intense than my engagement dinner (I just got drunk and ate salmon. It was lit tho).
Though we’ve known that Nick and Priyanka were engaged for a couple of weeks now, they didn’t confirm it until this weekend. They both posted the same pic on Instagram. His with the caption: “Future Mrs. Jonas. My heart. My love.” She captioned hers: “Taken…With all my heart and soul..”
While I’ve judged all these rush engagements this summer, I’m actually really rooting for these two. Nick was always my fave Jonas brother and Priyanka is an above and beyond impressive woman. Plus, I think they’re going to make gorgeous children.
Ok, I won’t lie. When I look at pictures of them, I do get vibes of like the high school football player bro who was boning his hot history and then grew up to marry her, but that’s not really a bad thing. Right?
Anyway, now that Nick is engaged, all the Jonas brothers (minus Frankie) are off the market, so basically my friend Keating’s life is ruined. She loves the Jonas brother’s more than any grown woman should, and that’s saying something coming from me, because I’m super attracted to Harry Styles and I’m like 90% sure Harry is younger than Nick. Meh, we’ve all got our issues.