Pocket-Sized Porn For Portable PlayStation

By C J Davies on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 12:28pm2 Comments


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Pornography: the driving force behind all mankind. Okay, okay … maybe not all of mankind. hecklerspray is sure that there remains some far-flung Amazonian tribe who have yet to find out Jenna Jameson is. Probably.

Did you know that when the humble video recorder first emerged, there was a time that only 1% of the population actually owned one? And did you also know that – during that same timespan – approximately 75% of their use was dedicated to watching porno flicks. That’s right – it was five fingered shuffling all the way.

We have a fact, then: filth spearheads technology. Which is why it may come as little surprise to learn that PlayBoy enterprises are all set to ‘offer photo galleries and videos shot and edited specifically for the PSP.’

Model Amy Cooper has already taken part in a ’sci-fi-themed’ photoshoot (obviously the ‘geek market’ was referenced extensively in creative meetings). Apparently the grubtastic material has been specially formatted to fit on the console’s ‘wide-angled’ screen.

hecklerspray can only shake it’s head at this. Honestly – what’s wrong with a bit of good old Grand Theft Auto’s senseless killing? It’s a world of perverts, we tell thee …

Go On. Click Here. Nobody’s Looking.

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