Hollywood’s all about the networking, isn’t it? And you can never starting building a list of contacts to schmooze with early enough, as Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and Kingston James McGregor Rossdale are finding out.

Because, despite only being four weeks old, only being able to focus on things about 10 inches away from them and only being properly alert for about a tenth of the time, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and Kingston James McGregor Rossdale have met for the first time, thanks to their celebrity parents Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. What Shiloh Nouvel and Kingston James talked about was unclear, but we’d expect that it was the first stage of touching base with regards to a future collaboration. Well, either that or they didn’t discuss anything at all, since they’re only pissing babies and haven’t even learned to display any form of understandable emotion yet.