Pink Divorcing Her Husband After All These Two Years

Pink's last album might have been called I'm Not Dead, but her marriage certainly is - dead as a flipping doornail.

It's just been reported that Pink and her husband Carey Hart are divorcing after two years of happy, split rumour-filled, years. Although Pink and Carey Hart have said that they're still great friends despite the break-up, it's no surprise that their marriage didn't last on reflection.

After all, it must be hard to be married to a woman who looks like she could quite easily beat you in an arm-wrestling match.

Pink's always been a girl who does what she darn well pleases. When she became unhappy with her original R&B Britney Spears image, Pink said "No way! I'm my own person! I'm raw and uncompromising and I'll record whatever I like, so long as there's a multimillion-selling songwriter helping me! And then I'll record a song called Stupid Girls where I'll satirise girls who wear bikinis in pop videos by doing the exact thing I'm so angry about! Grrr!"

And that became even more apparent when Pink decided to get married. "No way! I won't marry one of those nice boys that you say I should," Pink screamed at nobody in particular, "I'll marry a boy who rides a motorbike or something! Raaah!" And so just over two years ago, Pink married Carey Hart, a man who rides motorbikes for a living. And everyone was happy forever.

Alright, maybe not forever - but for the two or three months before the quickly-dismissed rumours of marital strife crept in, at least. And definitely not now, because Pink and Carey Hart have announced that they're getting a divorce. People reports:

The marriage of pop singer Pink and her husband of two years, motocross racer and former The Surreal Life star Carey Hart, has ended, the singer's publicist, Michele Schweitzer, tells PEOPLE. "Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says Schweitzer, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."

It's sad, but also kind of inevitable. Just days ago Carey Hart was seen at a party all over a girl who probably didn't even have a secondary colour for a name. Not only that, but imagine trying to live with someone who makes their living by writing songs called things like Conversations With My 13-Year-Old Self and not wanting to push them down the stairs. Imagine it. You can't, can you. Especially if Get The Party Started was their ringtone. You'd be lucky not to end up arrested for locking them in a cupboard.

Still, it's good to see that, despite the divorce, Pink and Carey Hart still have a 'huge amount of love and respect for each other', even though that sounds like the biggest crock of shit ever written. Because last time she was single Pink wrote songs called Misery and Numb, and we'd hate to think of what whiny self-pitying nonsense she'd come up with as a bitter divorcee.

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Pink & Carey Hart Divorcing - People