This week we learnt that none of Phil Spector’s DNA was found on the gun that killed Lana Clarkson, but now we’ve now discovered that pretty much everyone’s DNA was splattered all over everyone else’s naughty bits like goodness knows what.

Already in the Phil Spector murder trial a detective has opined that Lana Clarkson’s death may have had a sexual leaning thanks to the candlelit crime scene and the brandy snifters left on the mantelpiece, but now events have been given a slight nudge in that direction thanks to the revelation that Phil Spector’s DNA was found on Lana Clarkson’s left breast, what appears to be Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on Phil Spector’s genitals and someone else’s DNA was found on a different part of Phil Spector’s genitals. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – with results like that we’ve got to get our hands on one of those lesbian wigs.