Talk about bad timing – someone has come forward and claimed that Phil Spector once ranted about how all women deserved to be shot in the head, and right when Phil Spector was standing trial for shooting a woman in the head, too.
Vincent Tannazzo, a former bodyguard for Joan Rivers, has testified in the Phil Spector murder trial that he once escorted Phil Spector out of a Christmas party for the way that he kept ranting about how he wanted to shoot all women in the head. Actually, that's a bit of an embellishment – Phil Spector didn't say all women deserved to be shot in the head. In actuality Phil Spector said that all "fucking cunts" deserved to be shot in the head, it's claimed. Considering that he's standing trial for doing the very same thing he ranted about, Phil Spector finds himself in the biggest hole of the murder trial yet, and it calls for serious action on his part – like a new, even more lesbianish wig.
Phil Spector doesn't exactly do himself any favours, does he? It would have been so difficult to find him guilty of the murder of Lana Clarkson in a normal situation because of all the conflicting forensic evidence. None of Phil Spector's DNA was found on the gun that killed Lana Clarkson, plus no scientists can seem to work out if blood travels two feet or six feet when someone is shot in the mouth. Also we've seen that Phil Spector is a midget and a girly wussbag, so he barely seems capable of murdering anyone.
But trust Phil Spector to make things difficult for himself. Chances are that Phil Spector would have walked away from court a free man weeks ago if it weren't for his repeated efforts at holding guns to womens' heads in the past, or the way he apparently confessed the murder to his driver. And now it turns out that Phil Spector was thrown out of a party a decade ago for screaming how he wanted to shoot all the "fucking cunts" in the head, well, that just makes things even more unfortunate.
Before the Phil Spector murder trail started, Judge Larry Paul Fidler dismissed the testimony of former three-times presidential security guard Vincent Tannazzo from the trial as irrelevant. However, over last week's Independence Day break, the judge decided to reverse his decision and let the jury hear Tannazzo's account because of the similarities between what Phil Spector told him and what Phil Spector is actually accused of doing. The Telegraph reports that Vincent Tannazzo was called to Joan Rivers' New York apartment where Phil Spector had pulled a gun on his girlfriend Dorothy Melvin – the same woman who claims that Phil Spector hit her in the head with a gun – and removed him from the party. And that's where things get interesting:
[Spector said to Tannazzo] "That's why I always have a piece on me. That's why I have these permits, that's why I carry a piece, these fucking cunts, they all deserve a bullet in their fucking heads." The following year Mr Tannazzo was again working at Ms Rivers' Christmas Day party when he intervened in another argument between Spector and Miss Melvin. The producer was angry, and repeating the phrase "that fucking cunt"… Mr Tannazzo said he "got in between Dorothy and Phil and started to move him towards the front door of the lobby". At that moment an unidentified woman stepped out of a lift and Spector said, "That fucking cunt, that fucking cunt, I ought to put a bullet in her fucking head right now," Mr Tannazzo testified.
Vincent Tannazzo's testimony has managed to display the depths of Phil Spector's anger to such an extreme degree that not even the revelation that Lana Clarkson possibly saw a ghost once doesn't seem as if it'll do much good now. But let's not forget that Phil Spector still has the remainder of his defence to be heard, so a not guilty verdict is still his for the taking at the moment. But even if Phil Spector does leave court a free man after the murder trial, current trends mean that he'll probably have to go to rehab about his attitude to shooting all the fucking cunts in the head, followed by starring in a number of public service commercials advocating tolerance towards shooting members of the fucking cunt community in the head.
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Wadey says
Phil “Wall of Sound” Spector has not had the best of weeks but to be fair to him he looks a picture of health. Experts are so expert at criminal trials that they cannot even agree with each other so you pays your money and make your choice. Or toss a coin.
My personal faves are criminal profilers who are really funny. You might as well ask Mystic Meg.
JMan says
Hey, I’m just a regular guy, but sometimes I tend to agree with the sentiment of Mr. Spector.