Call us old-fashioned but there’s certainly nothing we find more entertaining than the idea of watching a disturbed bipolar old man with giant hair get tried for the murder of a B-movie actress – so thank goodness the Phil Spector murder trial will be on TV.

Well maybe anyway. Reports are suggesting that the judge in the Phil Spector murder case is toying with the idea of making the trial televised since the nature of the case is in the public interest and also that the advance on the book deal that he’s lining up about the Phil Spector murder trial would be way more wicked enormous if everyone saw his face on TV every day and it might mean that he’d get to meet his hero Dick Van Dyke. Needless to say, the thought that a man like Phil Spector would effectively be tried by television raises all kinds of deep and complex questions, like what kind of crazy haircut is Phil Spector going to have in the trial. An afro? The afro again? We’re crossing our fingers for the afro.