You have to hand it to Phil Spector’s defence team for really putting the jury together well – somehow it seems to have stumbled upon the only people in the world who aren’t convinced of Phil Spector’s guilt.

Three days into deliberations and the jurors in the Phil Spector murder trial still haven’t reached a decision about how much of a murderer they think he is yet, leading to speculation that the case may not be as open and shut as first anticipated. Although let’s remember that the jury does have five solid months of testimony and evidence to comb through before coming to a considered verdict; and don’t forget that the jurors may have forgotten huge tracts of what was said in the courtroom because they became bedazzled by the pulsating lustre emanating from Phil Spector’s haircut. We know we have – even that picture at the top right of this article zones us out for 20 stone-cold minutes whenever we look at it.