After almost every musical show or event?for the past few years, the internet?has instantly?blown up with GIFs of Taylor Swift’s ridiculous nerdy-white-girl-in-her-bedroom-singing-into-her-hairbrush-before-she-practices-kissing-on-her-pillow overdramatic dancing. Homegirl looks like me singing “Chandelier” by Sia after a bottle of red wine. Anyway, Taylor’s awkward dancing/singing along GIFs have been blowing up the internet for a few years now, but for the first time ever someone witnessing this shit first-hand has been captured in the GIF with Taylor giving the PERFECT reaction. That person? Pharrell Williams.
Pharrell was sitting a row behind Taylor during the Grammys and had to sit through her constant “I have no fucking rhythm, Rachel Berry lip synching to Barbara Streisand in the shower” antics and the look on his face was PERFECTION. Look at those eyes! They’re practically screaming “Is this bitch for real?!”
Taylor Swift spent the majority of the Grammys posing for pictures that prove she’s totally cool now, like here’s me with Kanye West! See how chill and forgiving I am? Here’s me with Diplo! LOL I don’t even care he made fun of my ass! But you know who saw through Taylor’s cool act? Pharrell. Because once you sit behind Taylor Swift at a music awards show, you can never again perceive Taylor Swift as cool (if you even could in the first place.
Pharrell’s reacting to her dancing and singing is legit everything. It is the best and realest thing that occurred at the Grammys last night, and it sums up how I feel about almost everything. When Mr. Because I’m Happy himself just can’t with your shit, you know it’s maybe time to tone back your sideline dancing.
Oh, who am I kidding? I die for Taylor’s awkward dancing. I mean, I feel Pharrell 100%, but inside I’m loving every minute of this shit show. I mean, look at these gems?
Bless you, Taylor Swift, and your incredibly awkward award show dancing. And Bless you, Pharrell, for throwing her all the side eye she deserves.