Peter Andre Warns Stick-Thin Jordan To Start Eating
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May 15th, 2008 at 13:00 by hecklerspray staff
From DIETPIXIE - Britain’s most famous pair of tits, Jordan and Peter Andre (see what we did there?) are squabbling between themselves again - and this time it’s not over their sex life or plastic surgery obsession, but food.
I don’t know about you, but reading about these celebs makes me feel so boring and unnecessary. My bloke and I usually argue over who ate the last naan bread, not about avoiding eating!
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